I eat mostly Cheddar, mild English or Irish.
I can't eat much of the strong stuff, it makes me feel unwell. :S
Sometimes I have Dairylea triangles... dunno if that comes on the list anywhere.
And the plastic slices are perfect for going on picnics and things... just throw a piece inside a roll and it doesn't go all sweat like normal cheese does. :D
I decided the poll would simply get too big if I included foreign cheeses. It would also make the slection even mor diverse in character and make it really hard to choose between them. I love gouda, for instance for sheer smooth texture and munchiness, but there's no way I could choose between that and a good strong, nutty nibbly parmaggiano reggiano which I would eat in a totally different way.
I included mild cheddar for people with delicate tastebuds/an indisposition to fart uncontrollably after anything vaguely pungent and because it is definitely distinct from stronger cheddars (there's actually considered to be 6 varieties of cheddar, based on maturity and manufacturing method, but I kept it simple). If it wasn't for wibbly, I'd be less sympathetic, but he recoils at some of my less conventional cheese purchases and seems a litle grateful that I have to choose more carefully in my current condition.
Much as I like the stuff, I don't count cheese spread as cheese, though, as strictly, it is at best cheese mixed with other products such as butter and vegetable fat - as are cheese food slices, addictive as they might be, despite their blandness. At worst, not one portion of it has been cultured, as cheese has.
A mature blue Stilton is my greatest passion, but if you'll admit Eurocheeses, then I do like to nibble on a piece of fresh Parmesan every now and then. And good Roquefort is a delight. As is a mature, pongy Brie de Mieux.
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