You're so gay.
Actually, that reminds me of an ad for some boring cheddar on Irish TV. There's a guy in a cheese shop spouting shite all day like you just did to customers saying things like "it's knows what it wants, but it's not too self-aware" etc.
The he goes home and has cheddar on toast.
Cue: "Golden Vale - none of yer fancy stuff".
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. I break my legs every morning and I break my arms every afternoon. At night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. |