The signatures of teh were, and are, models of taste and common decency. The signatures of those who have bathrooms equipped with Italian marble and gold taps, drive 8 litre V12 trucks to Tesco, and employ signatures created with Frontpage Express by MY MATE KEV (or Tarquin, or Brian), are another matter.
I like the ones that listed all their gear (yes, mouse and keyboard too), including model numbers, logos, specs, benchmarks and game stats. If you have encountered such.
"Three million malware-infected smart toothbrushes used in Swiss DDoS attacks"