Whelp, one good thing came out of this: I spinned up Dead Island Riptide for the first time in ~18-months, and it is a foookin' great zombie shooter (/stabber/blower-upper), 1000x better than this POS. DI zombies are dangerous AF and scary AF. “a man gets struck by lightning and goes “zzzt”, Jason gets shot and dies and the submarine blows up.” |