Imagine my disappointment when instead of getting me SimTunes for Christmas like I'd asked for, my granny got me an add-on pack for Astragon's Fishing Simulator which added extra companions to the game, but I didn't have the game in the first place, so there was no need for Fisherman's Friends.
Just had the most ridiculous raid, something of a comedy of errors.
2 Raiders turned up, being 'smart' sappers they started digging at a random mountain on the other side of the map from my base (biggest map size). While digging, they started social fighting and seriously injured each other.
Then an alpha beaver went mad and started attacking them, killing them both. The alpha beaver didn't get off lightly though, and died 2 hours later of blood loss, just as it got near my base, then one of my huskies dutifully took it into the freezer :'D