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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  koswix      
41878.15 In reply to 41878.14 
It's the closest game I've played to Dwarf Fortress with a decent GUI. It's pretty cool.

Oh, shit, I totally forgot Factorio. I'm pretty sure that would appeal to you.

And yeah, that's probably where the malware came from :((
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
41878.16 In reply to 41878.15 
That looks like ants running around a motherboard. If you squish them or leave them, it's gonna short out.

“Neuroscience Can't Explain How a Microprocessor Works.” That's OK, I can't either.
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
41878.17 In reply to 41878.16 
Poor ants :'S

Reminds me of the time Andy Black had termites living in his monitor and for the longest time thought it was a graphics problem. I *think* it was Andy, at least.
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
41878.18 In reply to 41878.17 
I found where mice had set up housekeeping in an old powerpc 8100. They got in 'cause I had sawed a big hole in it for an ac-powered cooling fan.
“Neuroscience Can't Explain How a Microprocessor Works.” That's OK, I can't either.
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 From:  koswix   
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
41878.19 In reply to 41878.15 
Oooh, I recognise that. Sure I added it to my wishlist but now I can't see it.
 

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 From:  koswix   
 To:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)     
41878.20 In reply to 41878.16 
I was thinking the other day that an Ant Colony sim would be awesome. Meant to check if there was one, but then I forgot.

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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  koswix      
41878.21 In reply to 41878.20 
There was Sim Ant back in the day.
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 From:  koswix   
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
41878.22 In reply to 41878.21 
Yeah, was wondering if anything more modern was about. I'd google, but I'm too busy watching all my colonists slowly die. This is a sad game.

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 From:  koswix   
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41878.23 
She appeared on the horizon one day, stark bollock naked and being chased by a gang of crazed raiders. She begged us for help, and help we did. We killed her oppressors, healed her wounds, gave her food and shelter. She decided to join our colony, helping out where she could. Poor lass was only a kid, 16 years old and God knows what horrors she'd been through.

Then one day I got greedy. I thought I could take down that Thrumbo and make a fortunes selling its fur and horns.

She fought bravely. Tooth and nail. Right to the end. The bitter, bloody end.

I'm sorry Rebecca. Rest in peace.


P. S. Also sorry I never got round to making you any clothes. Complete oversight on my part. My bad.

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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  koswix      
41878.24 In reply to 41878.23 
:D

Also :'S
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  koswix      
41878.25 In reply to 41878.23 
Well said. Pervert.
“Neuroscience Can't Explain How a Microprocessor Works.” That's OK, I can't either.
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 From:  koswix   
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
41878.26 In reply to 41878.24 
Was genuinely :'( when she died. Turned it off in disgust. Was just about to harvest a load of cotton to make clothes :((

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  koswix      
41878.27 In reply to 41878.26 
For other people?
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 From:  koswix   
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     
41878.28 In reply to 41878.27 
(giggle)

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 From:  koswix   
 To:  koswix      
41878.29 In reply to 41878.28 
It wasn't intended to be forced nudity. My tailor was stuck making a load of cowboy hats, and I didn't have the right materials for /ages/. And then she died. That bit still hurts. 

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 From:  koswix   
 To:  koswix      
41878.30 In reply to 41878.29 
And no I accidentally killed my surgeon by building her bedroom around a steam geyser >.<

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 From:  Linn (INDYLS)  
 To:  koswix      
41878.31 In reply to 41878.23 
So what is it you are playing? is it Rimworld? Because I totally need to try it!  
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  koswix      
41878.32 In reply to 41878.28 
There are *lots* of traits the colonists can have including 'nudist' where they're much happier when naked so Kos *might* not be a disgusting deviant perv.
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  koswix      
41878.33 In reply to 41878.20 
SimAnt?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SimAnt

(you'll probably like this: the ants are nude by default)
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 From:  koswix   
 To:  Linn (INDYLS)     
41878.34 In reply to 41878.31 
Rimworld. Don't play it, it will make you sad :'(

I've had to give up on that colony, it just seems pointless now.

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