"Jane Mann, a retired science teacher, said she was concerned the panels would prevent plants in the area from photosynthesizing, stopping them from growing.
Ms Mann said she had seen areas near solar panels where plants are brown and dead because they did not get enough sunlight.
She also questioned the high number of cancer deaths in the area, saying no one could tell her solar panels didn't cause cancer."
this is a weird story. Wasn't it not that long ago that the same story was in a spoof article? Also apparently the real objections were quite valid - the town having to pay for the solar farm but not actually receive any of its benefits, that sort of thing.
I hope at least that moron quoted was for real, it'd be nice to have these funny stories actually remain so rather than be fabrications.