War & PoliticsDavid Cameron Face Fucked A Pig

 

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 From:  milko  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
41591.6 In reply to 41591.5 
That... isn't much to do with a pig. But, since we're here. I wonder how true that's going to be. "Everyone" is all like "He's unelectable!" but he did just get elected leader of his party by an unprecedented margin, and the membership seems to have gone up a lot both pre and post election (even accounting for the labour party cancelling plenty of valid applications from what I've seen anecdotally among some associates). So someone clearly likes him and I definitely don't believe it's a load of tories with a clever plot.  Meanwhile the other three candidates were just more fucking terribly Con-lite wankers without a firm published opinion on anything at all.

Interesting times, anyway. I feel like the most likely outcome is Labour get another leader in a couple of years or so time that is more moderate so they can do this bollocky middle ground thing that everyone obsesses over. But who knows? It does all seem a bit different compared to the last many years this time. i wonder how long the Conservatives can keep up this austerity is necessary line as cuts bite more of the middle classes.
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 From:  koswix   
 To:  milko     
41591.7 In reply to 41591.6 
Yeah, but the prime minister put his penis in a pig.

BTW, free school meals are cancelled.

Did you hear about David Cameron? He put his cock in a pig!

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 From:  milko  
 To:  koswix      
41591.8 In reply to 41591.7 
I've been thinking of setting up calendar reminders so that in years to come I can think "hey! It's been x years since we found out that the Prime Minister fucked a dead pig's head!". It's truly a gift that keeps giving.
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  koswix      
41591.9 In reply to 41591.7 
In his own words: "just a little prick".

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 From:  koswix   
 To:  milko     
41591.10 In reply to 41591.8 
I don't think I'll ever forget.

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 From:  william (WILLIAMA)  
 To:  koswix      
41591.11 In reply to 41591.10 
In a pig, you say?
never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead
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 From:  william (WILLIAMA)  
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41591.12 In reply to 41591.11 
Hey ho. One man's meat...
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 From:  koswix   
 To:  william (WILLIAMA)     
41591.13 In reply to 41591.12 
... in another man's meat.

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 From:  william (WILLIAMA)  
 To:  koswix      
41591.14 In reply to 41591.13 
I wonder whether it was a sow or a boar? Straight or gay necro-bestiality? Did it have an apple in its mouth in true tory stylee?
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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  william (WILLIAMA)     
41591.15 In reply to 41591.14 
No, it had something else in its mouth.

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 From:  fixrman  
 To:  koswix      
41591.16 In reply to 41591.1 
Is that one of Branson's pigs?
 
  Did you ever see such a messed up situation in your whole life, son?
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  milko     
41591.17 In reply to 41591.6 
He's a bit like Michael Foot. The earnest red warrior who wrote the longest suicide note in history

truffy.gifbastard by name
bastard by nature

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 From:  koswix   
 To:  william (WILLIAMA)     
41591.18 In reply to 41591.14 
Given the involvement of public school boys I'm sure we can work it out.

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  william (WILLIAMA)     
41591.19 In reply to 41591.14 
I think at this point that's a moot subject. That he put his member in a pig's head to become a member in a clique is vastly out weighing the gender details of his porcine friend.
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 From:  milko  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
41591.20 In reply to 41591.17 
So I hear. I was a bit young at the time to really take notice, Kinnock was the first Labour leader I can actually remember. Still, long time ago!
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 From:  koswix   
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
41591.21 In reply to 41591.17 
Do you still get to vote in the UK?

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  koswix      
41591.22 In reply to 41591.21 
I think so, if I could be arsed

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 From:  koswix   
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
41591.23 In reply to 41591.22 
Madness.

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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
41591.24 In reply to 41591.22 
A rampant communist needs your support.

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 From:  fixrman  
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41591.25 In reply to 41591.24 
Doesn't anyone fish any more?
 
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