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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)    1 Jun 2015 18:43 
 To:  cynicoid      4 of 123 
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Not everyone, as Milko points out. Apparently you have to be running 7.1 or 8.1 (hahaha!).

And your hardware has to be compatible. So presumably those with an Apple Watch need not apply.

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 From:  Chris (CHRISSS)   1 Jun 2015 18:49 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)       5 of 123 
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I've just noticed I have that too. I asked Jim to lend me his 8.1 to try out and they want to give me 10 for free now.
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   1 Jun 2015 19:06 
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Just got it too on my copy of Win 7 Ultimate provided by Jim. Though my laptop does have a Win7 Pro licence. 
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 From:  william (WILLIAMA)   1 Jun 2015 19:20 
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I wonder what happens if you have a full copy of 7 or 8.1 (i.e. purchased as opposed to ready installed) get a free upgrade and subsequently update your hardware motherboard or whatever so that you need a new install. 
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   1 Jun 2015 19:43 
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Unexpected notifications about special eligibility to get free software... now, where have I seen that before...?
 
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   1 Jun 2015 19:57 
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It gets even better - for some of the super special lucky upgraders, you'll get your software uninstalled.

No, really - your AV will probably be replaced with Windows Defender (if it's not detected or deemed not current), and anything Microsoft decides it doesn't like will be removed before you're allowed to upgrade.

Oh yeah, and then there's the "feature deprecation" - the fuckwits don't know what deprecation means, because what they're doing is removing Windows Media Centre, DVD playback, desktop gadgets, and Hearts.

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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   1 Jun 2015 20:01 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      10 of 123 
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Hearts?! Fuckers.
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   1 Jun 2015 20:11 
 To:  ANT_THOMAS      11 of 123 
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They're removing all the games, but Minesweeper and Solitaire will have special versions to replace them. Hearts is being ditched because they're lazy and/or arseholes.
 
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 From:  koswix   1 Jun 2015 20:41 
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Perhaps they've discovered that it's the network code in Hearts that's been the source of all their security woes over the years :'D

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)    1 Jun 2015 21:09 
 To:  ANT_THOMAS      13 of 123 
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quote: ANT_THOMAS
my laptop does have a Win7 Pro licence. 

Honest, m'lud.

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 From:  Dave!!   2 Jun 2015 15:57 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      14 of 123 
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They're removing all the games


...Except Candy Crush. Because Microsoft is just epic when it comes to jumping on bandwagons that have already gone the distance...

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 From:  koswix   2 Jun 2015 16:11 
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Awwww, no one unlocking the next Kingdom for you? 

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)    2 Jun 2015 16:59 
 To:  Dave!!      16 of 123 
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That must be a win8.1/appstore thing, it doesn't appear on my win7 install

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 From:  Dave!!   2 Jun 2015 19:05 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)       17 of 123 
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No, it's a bundled-by-default-with-Windows-10 thing.
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)    2 Jun 2015 20:20 
 To:  Dave!!      18 of 123 
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OK. I misread "They're removing all the games...Except Candy Crush" as CC already being installed.

No matter, the main thing from your link is that it appears that the weepin' an' wailin' an' gnashin' of teeth over the loss of Hearts may have been premature. We can all sleep better for that.

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   2 Jun 2015 20:50 
 To:  Dave!!      19 of 123 
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No, not except Candy Crush - they're removing existing games.

They are then bringing in others, including Candy Crush, which has always been shit and yet is still trundling along in its shitness in some quarters so its not really surprising that they'd try and lure people into upgrading by using it.

> Because Microsoft is just epic when it comes to jumping on bandwagons that have already gone the distance...

That really better have been deliberate irony, though I fear it were not and thus you deserve nothing less than a hard slap on the cheeks.

 
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   2 Jun 2015 20:59 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)       20 of 123 
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I can't find the original source for that "And they are coming back in Windows 10" quote - it's all over news articles but not being returned when I search for it.

The official Windows upgrade thing says: Solitaire, Minesweeper and Hearts Games that come pre-installed on Windows 7 will be removed as part of installing the Windows 10 upgrade. Microsoft has released our version of Solitaire and Minesweeper called the “Microsoft Solitaire Collection” and “Microsoft Minesweeper”.


Also, Google's suggested search is a bit sinister...

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)    2 Jun 2015 21:07 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      21 of 123 
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It wasn't that hard to find, I followed the link in Dave's link to MS's Windows blog: "Solitaire. Hearts. Minesweeper. These are games that have been played millions of times over the years in Windows. And they are coming back in Windows 10."

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   2 Jun 2015 21:16 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)       22 of 123 
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I swear that text wasn't there when I looked. :/

It's definitely not being returned by Google though.

google.com/search?q="And%20they%20are%20coming%20back%20in%20Windows%2010"%20site:blogs.windows.com - no results for the phrase; first result for unquoted version doesn't mention hearts, candy, or coming.

I shouldn't be surprised given how fucking useless Google are, but their incompetence is not usually so directly obvious.

 
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 From:  koswix   22 Jun 2015 19:53 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)       23 of 123 
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Got this the other day and dutifully 'reserved' my copy of Win 10. Now how the fuck do I make the notification fuck off? Can't be arsed having that permanently in my system tray for a month. 

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