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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   1 Jun 2015 20:01 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      10 of 123 
41498.10 In reply to 41498.9 
Hearts?! Fuckers.
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   1 Jun 2015 20:11 
 To:  ANT_THOMAS      11 of 123 
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They're removing all the games, but Minesweeper and Solitaire will have special versions to replace them. Hearts is being ditched because they're lazy and/or arseholes.
 
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 From:  koswix   1 Jun 2015 20:41 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      12 of 123 
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Perhaps they've discovered that it's the network code in Hearts that's been the source of all their security woes over the years :'D

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)    1 Jun 2015 21:09 
 To:  ANT_THOMAS      13 of 123 
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quote: ANT_THOMAS
my laptop does have a Win7 Pro licence. 

Honest, m'lud.

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 From:  Dave!!   2 Jun 2015 15:57 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      14 of 123 
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They're removing all the games


...Except Candy Crush. Because Microsoft is just epic when it comes to jumping on bandwagons that have already gone the distance...

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 From:  koswix   2 Jun 2015 16:11 
 To:  Dave!!      15 of 123 
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Awwww, no one unlocking the next Kingdom for you? 

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)    2 Jun 2015 16:59 
 To:  Dave!!      16 of 123 
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That must be a win8.1/appstore thing, it doesn't appear on my win7 install

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 From:  Dave!!   2 Jun 2015 19:05 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)       17 of 123 
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No, it's a bundled-by-default-with-Windows-10 thing.
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)    2 Jun 2015 20:20 
 To:  Dave!!      18 of 123 
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OK. I misread "They're removing all the games...Except Candy Crush" as CC already being installed.

No matter, the main thing from your link is that it appears that the weepin' an' wailin' an' gnashin' of teeth over the loss of Hearts may have been premature. We can all sleep better for that.

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   2 Jun 2015 20:50 
 To:  Dave!!      19 of 123 
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No, not except Candy Crush - they're removing existing games.

They are then bringing in others, including Candy Crush, which has always been shit and yet is still trundling along in its shitness in some quarters so its not really surprising that they'd try and lure people into upgrading by using it.

> Because Microsoft is just epic when it comes to jumping on bandwagons that have already gone the distance...

That really better have been deliberate irony, though I fear it were not and thus you deserve nothing less than a hard slap on the cheeks.

 
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   2 Jun 2015 20:59 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)       20 of 123 
41498.20 In reply to 41498.18 
I can't find the original source for that "And they are coming back in Windows 10" quote - it's all over news articles but not being returned when I search for it.

The official Windows upgrade thing says: Solitaire, Minesweeper and Hearts Games that come pre-installed on Windows 7 will be removed as part of installing the Windows 10 upgrade. Microsoft has released our version of Solitaire and Minesweeper called the “Microsoft Solitaire Collection” and “Microsoft Minesweeper”.


Also, Google's suggested search is a bit sinister...

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)    2 Jun 2015 21:07 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      21 of 123 
41498.21 In reply to 41498.20 
It wasn't that hard to find, I followed the link in Dave's link to MS's Windows blog: "Solitaire. Hearts. Minesweeper. These are games that have been played millions of times over the years in Windows. And they are coming back in Windows 10."

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   2 Jun 2015 21:16 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)       22 of 123 
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I swear that text wasn't there when I looked. :/

It's definitely not being returned by Google though.

google.com/search?q="And%20they%20are%20coming%20back%20in%20Windows%2010"%20site:blogs.windows.com - no results for the phrase; first result for unquoted version doesn't mention hearts, candy, or coming.

I shouldn't be surprised given how fucking useless Google are, but their incompetence is not usually so directly obvious.

 
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 From:  koswix   22 Jun 2015 19:53 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)       23 of 123 
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Got this the other day and dutifully 'reserved' my copy of Win 10. Now how the fuck do I make the notification fuck off? Can't be arsed having that permanently in my system tray for a month. 

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 From:  Chris (CHRISSS)   22 Jun 2015 20:30 
 To:  koswix      24 of 123 
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Drag it to the little triangle where hidden ones are kept out of view. If you have one.
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 From:  koswix   22 Jun 2015 20:32 
 To:  Chris (CHRISSS)      25 of 123 
41498.25 In reply to 41498.24 
Yes but it's still /there/ :@

Uninstalled the Windows Update that brought it, should be gone after a reboot :C

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)    22 Jun 2015 20:51 
 To:  koswix      26 of 123 
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I think uninstalling is the only option.

Even if you hide the icon, it returns on reboot. How retarded is that?

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 From:  koswix   22 Jun 2015 20:53 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)       27 of 123 
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I hear the official solution from MS is to upgrade it Windows 10. That'll sort it.

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)    22 Jun 2015 21:01 
 To:  koswix      28 of 123 
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That may be the official solution, but I wonder what the /real/ solution is.

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 From:  koswix   22 Jun 2015 21:02 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)       29 of 123 
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Tip-ex.

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