So long, and thanks for all the fish

From:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	29 May 2015 11:49
To:	graphitone	15 of 26

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He already did, but then deleted the post to avoid the scanners. In a nut(job)shell, he's had problems with several Android phones, and taken them to be replaced/fixed. The staff in the shop have all befallen mysterious and too-coincidental 'accidents' (shades of The Omen?). 53N is now convinced that 'they' are on to him. Possibly a catastrophe of biblical or, even worse, Jerry Bruckheimer proportions is upon us. Of course, none of this would have happened if he'd got an iPhone in the first place. bastard by name bastard by nature

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From:	graphitone	29 May 2015 12:34
To:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	16 of 26

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Ah, missed that one. Were the tragedies that befell the shop assistants due to them having 53's phones and availing themselves of the content on there, thus incurring the Fed's wrath, or had they caught something from handling one of his possessions? He was talking about masturbating up the walls a while back, maybe there's been some backsplash onto his phone and it's caused some illnesses. T_T Drawings n' that

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From:	CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)	29 May 2015 14:48
To:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	17 of 26

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It occurs to me that someone in one of those shops who has a beef (or just a prankster) got his login offa one of those phones... =:) (devil) :O) ---- "Spread the word or you basically hate sick children."

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From:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	29 May 2015 15:15
To:	graphitone	18 of 26

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I think it was because the shop assistants were helping him with his communications, aiding and abetting his subversive and non-conformist lifestyle. But I'm not sure if 'they' are the Feds, MI5, or the British Cleaners Association. I hadn't even thought of the backsplash, so thanks for bringing that up (nj). No, really, thank you. bastard by name bastard by nature

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From:	graphitone	29 May 2015 18:08
To:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	19 of 26

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:T Drawings n' that

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From:	CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)	29 May 2015 19:23
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Et tu? ---- "Spread the word or you basically hate sick children."

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From:	fixrman	30 May 2015 10:59
To:	JonCooper	22 of 26

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Nah, he's quite dialed-in. I think it may be the speedballs... vodka gimlets... or a large brick of Panama Red.

Did you ever see such a messed up situation in your whole life, son?

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From:	CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)	30 May 2015 14:20
To:	fixrman	23 of 26

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Morning deletions are a signifier of late night drunk posting. ---- "Spread the word or you basically hate sick children."

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From:	fixrman	30 May 2015 17:48
To:	CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)	24 of 26

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He must be going to the sherry parties in Horncastle then.

Did you ever see such a messed up situation in your whole life, son?

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From:	Manthorp	1 Jun 2015 22:55
To:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	25 of 26

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Only known victim of the Kent earthquake. Ironic, really. "We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked." James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951 www.mynameislegion.org

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From:	graphitone	2 Jun 2015 11:06
To:	CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)	26 of 26

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No, just a double post when my phone went stupid. Drawings n' that

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