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 From:  himagain   
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41423.5 
To all,
Why the gigantic odd signatures that appear here?
Jest askin'

I've been trying to find out how to ban/limit images on a SERIOUS G+ page of mine .........
(I don't even like cute animals.)
Actually, I don't even like humourless people - actually most people........

I'm going to use Teh on my new world-enlightening project and I would like to find a way of limiting the size of graphics of any kind on it.
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I'm an Australian -They can't stop m

APPROVED: 7 Mar 2015 07:59 by MATT

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 From:  CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)  
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41423.6 In reply to 41423.1 
Spam. Edit: not. flumoxxed by the cms plug. Always gets my back up. Sorry.

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"Thai crown prince's poodle, Air Chief Marshal Foo Foo, has been cremated"
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  himagain      
41423.7 In reply to 41423.3 
What tea was that? I've been wondering recently what the tea with the highest caffeine content is.
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 From:  himagain   
 To:  graphitone     
41423.8 In reply to 41423.7 
Don't even ask me.... I've been on the wagon for  decades and only drink "pretend" coffee now :-<
But any upmarket Chinese Restaurateur can introduce you to the many special teas....
 
I'm an Australian -They can't stop m

APPROVED: 7 Mar 2015 12:04 by MATT

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 From:  fixrman  
 To:  himagain      
41423.9 In reply to 41423.5 
I suppose you might be talking about mine. Mine comes from the days of PC Mag/Extreme Tech. There was a forum member (Sethness) there who made signatures for folks, often free-hand artistic drawrings. What you see is an iteration of that because unfortunately Seth stopped making sigs - or perhaps he just didn't like me.  :-P We were limited to the height and weight of the image; this style/size was considered the largest one could go and be within acceptable limits. It isn't graphics intensive and loads quickly even on a dialup connection.

You can not allow or disallow signatures of you want or just allow text signatures. Sounds a bit boring to me, but they aren't my monkees, not my circus. Signatures are fairly common within a forum as are avatars. Apparently you have no problem with pixelated emoticons, something I find a bit odd, but...

 
 
  Did you ever see such a messed up situation in your whole life, son?
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  himagain      
41423.10 In reply to 41423.8 
...and any upmarket Chinese hooker can introduce you to the many specialties!

Welcome. Forget the tea, it's almost beer o'clock. (beer)

truffy.gifbastard by name
bastard by nature

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  himagain      
41423.11 In reply to 41423.5 
Hola! You can turn signatures off in your "My Controls" area.
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If you don't like donut, then leave it alone. Nobody force you to eat it.
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
41423.12 In reply to 41423.11 
He's gone a bit quiet. You must have scared him off. {{{Ken}}}
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  graphitone     
41423.13 In reply to 41423.12 
Damn!
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
41423.14 In reply to 41423.13 
I actually suspect he's not reappeared due to the lack of biscuit offers.
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  graphitone     
41423.15 In reply to 41423.14 
Every time I see that I think of dog food.  That's what we call dog treats over here.  Maybe he thought you wanted him to eat pig ears and bark!
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 From:  fixrman  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
41423.16 In reply to 41423.15 
I think it is doughnut boy.  (info)
 
  Did you ever see such a messed up situation in your whole life, son?
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  fixrman     
41423.17 In reply to 41423.16 
No one forced you to eat donut! 
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 From:  Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ)  
 To:  himagain      
41423.18 In reply to 41423.1 
You've got the wrong place. We're mostly quail and partridge here.

You know what he said? Ah need 'bout tree-fiddy.
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 From:  fixrman  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
41423.19 In reply to 41423.17 
Donut forced me to eat donut.
 
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
41423.20 In reply to 41423.15 
I thought you thought biscuits were those wheel like things you had with gravy?

We have a similar thing to you re. the dog treats. We call them dog biscuits. I know it's a complex idea, but doesn't half help to differentiate things by putting the name of the thing the thing belongs to before it.

Helmets are ubiquitous, but a policeman's helmet becomes specific.

Everyone has fingernails, but Dave's fingernails belong to him.

Flatulence abounds, but PB's farts are a personal thing.
 
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 From:  fixrman  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)     
41423.22 In reply to 41423.21 
Did you attain Perfect Gentleman status in '83, or did you quickly don the helmet?

Must have been a noisy lift.
 
  Did you ever see such a messed up situation in your whole life, son?
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 From:  fixrman  
 To:  graphitone     
41423.23 In reply to 41423.20 
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Dave's fingernails belong to him.

Thanks. Tell Ken to stop trying to pick and/or bite them.

 
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  fixrman     
41423.24 In reply to 41423.23 
Speaking of biting, I'm not really sure why, but I'm attempting to grow my finger nails a bit. It's a bit of a test of will power. I usually bite my nails but HAVE DECIDED NOT TO. Typing is becoming something of a pain, as I keep hitting the end of the nail on the keys which is causing a bend and creating a pulling sensation in the middle of the nail over my finger. I suspect they'll last til the weekend where I'll get bored and bite them all off.

They are useful for scratching, opening ring pull cans and finding the end of sellotape, however.
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