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 From:  Chris (CHRISSS)   19 Feb 2015 21:31 
 To:  koswix       45 of 58 
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Haha. I don't think I've ever bought anything while drunk, apart from more alcohol and kebabs.

You need a breathalyser attached yo your phone which stops you buying anything if above a certain alcohol limit.
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   19 Feb 2015 21:42 
 To:  Chris (CHRISSS)      46 of 58 
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quote: Chris (CHRISSS)
...apart from more alcohol and kebabs.

I misread that as 'more alcohol and lesbians' at first. Must get my eyes tested.

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 From:  Chris (CHRISSS)   19 Feb 2015 22:01 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      47 of 58 
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That sounds like a good drunk purchase :) Maybe next time I'll buy some lesbians.
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 From:  koswix    20 Feb 2015 00:31 
 To:  Chris (CHRISSS)      48 of 58 
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I'd rather buy an ssd than eat a late night kebab shop kebab :-|

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   20 Feb 2015 08:31 
 To:  koswix       49 of 58 
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What are your views on eating a late night lesbian?

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 From:  graphitone   20 Feb 2015 09:10 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      50 of 58 
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Presumably, she wouldn't entertain him.


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 From:  koswix    20 Feb 2015 09:15 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      51 of 58 
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Depends how drunk I am. 

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 From:  Chris (CHRISSS)   20 Feb 2015 10:09 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      52 of 58 
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Can I have a lesbian kebab?
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 From:  Chris (CHRISSS)   20 Feb 2015 10:22 
 To:  koswix       53 of 58 
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I don't think I've ever actually had a late night kebab. Or maybe only once. Chips or a burger I might buy instead.
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   20 Feb 2015 10:32 
 To:  Chris (CHRISSS)      54 of 58 
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All of a sudden, I was haunted by Jade Goody's infamous quote.

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 From:  Chris (CHRISSS)   20 Feb 2015 10:48 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      55 of 58 
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Something about kebabs or lesbians?
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   20 Feb 2015 13:19 
 To:  Chris (CHRISSS)      56 of 58 
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Kebabs. More specifically, her "kebab".

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 From:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)   6 Mar 2015 18:24 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      57 of 58 
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The fact that you know that quote... 
On a side subject, I've found that one of the benefits of having a wife is that I buy far less useless tat nowadays.

I said TAT.
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   6 Mar 2015 21:20 
 To:  Serg (NUKKLEAR)      58 of 58 
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In all honesty I never watched BB, least of all /that/ episode. But it became quite famous shortly afterwards. For some reason.

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