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 From:  milko   28 Aug 2014 14:16 
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)      8 of 48 
41179.8 In reply to 41179.6 
Should we perhaps go with a government? Maybe if we include some sort of spying ability, we could get funding from the NSA. 
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   28 Aug 2014 14:47 
 To:  milko      9 of 48 
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If you can wait a month, we might be in a position to ask the Scottish government if they can help. Stands to reason it'd be a good shout, what with the expertise in cloning*, odd animals** and miniaturisation*** we have in Scotland.

*Dolly the Sheep
**Haggis, Nessie, Dolly the Sheep
***Ronnie Corbett
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 From:  koswix    28 Aug 2014 15:01 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      10 of 48 
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But then they'd all be sleekit and timorous. 

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 From:  milko   28 Aug 2014 17:15 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      11 of 48 
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Didn't your Scottish miniaturisation experiments lead to that whole Krankies thing? I would've thought it strictly verboten since that happened.
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   28 Aug 2014 17:42 
 To:  milko     Mouse      12 of 48 
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Mouse seems to be doing some sort of experiment. Just not sure if it's miniaturisation or giganticising (that's now a word).
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 From:  milko   28 Aug 2014 21:45 
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     Mouse     Mouse (MOUSE23)      13 of 48 
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Good point! Mouse, get some animals into this experiment!
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)   29 Aug 2014 03:36 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      14 of 48 
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And Shetland ponies!

Sounds like a plan. You need to start campaigning for 'Yes'.
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 From:  Manthorp   29 Aug 2014 08:07 
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)      15 of 48 
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Ponies are effete affectations of the bourgoisie.  Political correctness gone mad.  We want mini-dinosaurs and we cannot lie.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
 
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   29 Aug 2014 08:30 
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)      16 of 48 
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I'll ask everyone I know to vote Yes because I want miniature dinosaurs. (Rather than asking them to vote Yes because I believe it's an opportunity for a more progressive and socially democratic nation which better suits the needs of the people, like I've been doing just now).
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)   29 Aug 2014 09:27 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      17 of 48 
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I am entirely for 'Yes' for all of the reasons you said. Unfortunately you'll saddle us with a permanent Tory government. So fuck you.
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   29 Aug 2014 09:28 
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)      18 of 48 
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That's my issue with this independence thing. Love them to vote Yes for their own benefit but it fucks us when it comes to our parliament.
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)   29 Aug 2014 09:29 
 To:  ANT_THOMAS      19 of 48 
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Still, it'll be our own fault. Referendum for Northern independence tbh.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)   29 Aug 2014 09:55 
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)      20 of 48 
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Yeah, sorry about that. Unfortunately, I think you'll get a Tory government regardless of what happens in Scotland.
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   29 Aug 2014 10:37 
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)      21 of 48 
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Makes me wonder why the hell Cameron is opposing independence from the whinging Scots. Surely it would help the Tories.

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   29 Aug 2014 10:41 
 To:  Manthorp      22 of 48 
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quote: Manthorp
Ponies are effete affectations of the bourgoisie.

Ahhhh...small enough for you?


Just need to hope SimonR does stop by for a perve.

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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)   29 Aug 2014 10:42 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      23 of 48 
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Might personally secede and join Scotland.
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 From:  koswix    29 Aug 2014 16:26 
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)      24 of 48 
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You'll probably find that more effective.

Personally I'm voting yes just so that Andy Murray can be Scottish when he wins, too. 

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If Feds call you and say something bad on me, it may prove what I said are truth, they are afraid of it.
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 From:  koswix    29 Aug 2014 16:27 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      25 of 48 
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Because he needs the income from Scotland. And all his mates need the oil contracts. 

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If Feds call you and say something bad on me, it may prove what I said are truth, they are afraid of it.
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 From:  Manthorp   29 Aug 2014 16:31 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      26 of 48 
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Hang it from the lamp-post!  Or send it to plough (yj) on a collective farm.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
 
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   29 Aug 2014 16:32 
 To:  koswix       27 of 48 
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Probably nothing more than speculative propaganda.

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