I'll ask everyone I know to vote Yes because I want miniature dinosaurs. (Rather than asking them to vote Yes because I believe it's an opportunity for a more progressive and socially democratic nation which better suits the needs of the people, like I've been doing just now).
Don't get us started on the oil, Nigel, or we'll never be done. In the last few weeks we've been told:
The oil is running out, and this is a disaster for the Yes campaign.
The oil is running out, and this is a disaster for the No campaign.
The oil isn't running out, and this is a disaster for the Yes campaign.
The oil isn't running out, and this is a disaster for the No campaign.
There are vast untapped oil reserves yet to be exploited and this is great for the UK.
There are vast untapped oil reserves yet to be exploited and this is a complete and utter disaster for an independent Scotland because we won't be able to cope with it.
As far as I can see, we've got a great source of renewable energy in the form of hot air blasting from both camps.