Not with the show, that's fine and Isaac likes making all the noises. My ANGER is at Monsanto, why the Fuck don't we have desktop safari animals yet? What's the latest word from those slack-assed mother fuckers?
I've emailed Monsanto about this on numerous* occasions and they've simply shown no willingness to co-operate. I think we may have to find an even more evil corporation to partner with, any suggestions?
If you can wait a month, we might be in a position to ask the Scottish government if they can help. Stands to reason it'd be a good shout, what with the expertise in cloning*, odd animals** and miniaturisation*** we have in Scotland.
*Dolly the Sheep
**Haggis, Nessie, Dolly the Sheep
***Ronnie Corbett
I'll ask everyone I know to vote Yes because I want miniature dinosaurs. (Rather than asking them to vote Yes because I believe it's an opportunity for a more progressive and socially democratic nation which better suits the needs of the people, like I've been doing just now).