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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	28 May 2014 16:50
To:	ALL	1 of 17

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You guys, being the world travelers that you are, are more apt to come here that I there. It's sad but true! So if you are planning a trip to the hub of freedom please let me know! I don't mind driving a day or so to see you beautiful peeps! Fucking Matt was about 4 hours away and never mentioned it until he was leaving! That's rude, no matter what country you're from :) Plus, I bet lots are planning on Disney or something like that and it would give me a great excuse to also go there! --------------------------------------------- Give me liberty or, I dunno, something.

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From:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	28 May 2014 17:12
To:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	2 of 17

41071.2 In reply to 41071.1
The problem with US meat is that it's usually injected with broth of pack full of growth hormones. bastard by name bastard by nature

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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	28 May 2014 18:02
To:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	3 of 17

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Better than blood! --------------------------------------------- Give me liberty or, I dunno, something.

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From:	graphitone	28 May 2014 19:36
To:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	4 of 17

41071.4 In reply to 41071.1
If you don't mind driving for a day to see us, why don't you drive onto one of those supersonic* ships that go between there and here? You're near the coast, right? A 15 minute drive the docks, then maybe 3 hours crossing the ocean. 'Course things'd slow down a tad when you arrive here and have to drive your huge SUV on our narrow roads and then there's the getting used to driving on the right side of the road and negotiating roundabouts. Still, it'd probably take you about a day. So, you see, there's absolutely no reason why you can't come and see us. And don't be tempted to throw this back in my face saying 'Well, why don't you do that?' - the simple reason is that a troupe of British guys dressed in traditional garb and dancing through the streets, waving hankies probably won't go down well in the more conservative areas over there. Don't be fooled by the news reports or other media outlets. We all wear this, all the time. Even Xen, but his is a nice shade of taupe. *These may not exist, but if not, why the hell not?! Also, hello! :-D Drawings n' that

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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	28 May 2014 19:39
To:	graphitone	5 of 17

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Is the name of the shipping company something something wormhole? --------------------------------------------- Give me liberty or, I dunno, something.

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From:	graphitone	28 May 2014 19:47
To:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	6 of 17

41071.6 In reply to 41071.5
You wouldn't need a wormhole with a supersonic ship. Invent one, Ken! Drawings n' that

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From:	Chris (CHRISSS)	28 May 2014 21:14
To:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	7 of 17

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Amazon's next delivery method, after octocopters. Me

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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	28 May 2014 22:23
To:	ALL	8 of 17

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If I had any talent I'd have used it on something already. I'm just a worker bee. --------------------------------------------- Give me liberty or, I dunno, something.

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From:	fixrman	29 May 2014 03:25
To:	graphitone	9 of 17

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He'd have to drive about 7 hours to get to the coast. You do not dress like that over there, I've been. Well, at Warwick castle they did - but they were shooting arrows, weren't they? And you have knobbly bars.

Did you ever see such a messed up situation in your whole life, son?

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From:	cynicoid	29 May 2014 05:51
To:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	10 of 17

41071.10 In reply to 41071.1
My mums bimbling about over there, off to see someone called Elmer or Elver, Ennis ? Anyways they were supposed to be quite well known once. She's doing a Chattanooga, Atlanta, New Orleans, Memphis grey oldies coach tour - I can ask if she'd like to meet a complete stranger that she has nothing in common with if you'd like ? She doesn't drink, smoke or swear and has a bad hip so dancing is out of the question, but judging by what I found under her bed probably quite sexually adventurous, mind you that was 40 years ago, she's 70 now.

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From:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	29 May 2014 09:09
To:	cynicoid	11 of 17

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Elvis perhaps? I understand that reports of his death were greatly exaggerated. bastard by name bastard by nature

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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	29 May 2014 12:18
To:	cynicoid	12 of 17

41071.12 In reply to 41071.10
Well sure! I can give her a tour of our retirement homes, and we have a pretty good Elvis impersonator that usually shows up at a fair during the summer. --------------------------------------------- Give me liberty or, I dunno, something.

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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	29 May 2014 12:19
To:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	13 of 17

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I just watched a documentary about this last week. He's dead! :-@ --------------------------------------------- Give me liberty or, I dunno, something.

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From:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	29 May 2014 16:12
To:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	14 of 17

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(psst....it's a NSA cover-up, ask Ed Snowden!) bastard by name bastard by nature

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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	29 May 2014 16:52
To:	99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)	15 of 17

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ooooohhhhhhhhh! :-O --------------------------------------------- Give me liberty or, I dunno, something.

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From:	fixrman	29 May 2014 17:55
To:	cynicoid	16 of 17

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Why were you fumbling about under the bed?

Did you ever see such a messed up situation in your whole life, son?

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From:	graphitone	30 May 2014 14:07
To:	fixrman	17 of 17

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I do /not/ have wobbly bars. Just a fat back. :C Drawings n' that

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