Most of the movies, like Terminator, only show humans fighting machines in the physical world. When the singularity comes we would more likely be fighting them in a virtual environment where we would have a better chance (I hope).
How long must I put up with the unholy sound of your gun?
We should get you two to meet up and arm Ken with a sharp straw. He could then liposuck your excess flab, ingesting as much as he needs to bulk up.
The length of the straw will be determined by how comfortable you both are with this process, but Ken will need some serious sucking power if it's anything over a meter. Ken, you're good at sucking, right?! ;-)