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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
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40092.73 
I got to see a black man and his girlfriend push their way through the line. When a lady called him out on it he shoved her. When the shoved ladies husband/boyfriend said "you don't shove women" he was called a nigger. When someone else said something to the cutter he punched him in the face a couple of times. I was about to put a cap in his ass when security came.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
40092.74 In reply to 40092.73 
(fail)

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
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40092.75 
I forgot to mention that he also headbutted the guy he was punching.
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
 To:  koswix     
40092.76 In reply to 40092.74 
At least it was entertaining. The guy and women were talking to the police when I last saw them.

Tina and I have decided to call people nigger the rest of the night.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
40092.77 In reply to 40092.72 
It's just before 9am, UK time. I'm sitting in my office. In a short time, the office manager will bring me a roll and square sausage and black pudding, with tomato sauce. There will be no headbutting, shoving, or nigger-calling.

Kenny
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
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40092.78 
Apparently ASDA are doing some sort of Black Friday bollocks. I don't approve of this madness.
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
40092.79 In reply to 40092.77 
I can't convey how sorry I feel for you.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
40092.80 In reply to 40092.79 
And now we're getting pizza for lunch because it's Friday. My work sucks sometimes.



(but this is not one of those times.)

Kenny
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
40092.81 In reply to 40092.79 
Wait a god dammed fucking minute. It's Friday today, and we're ahead of you (in so any ways).

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
 To:  koswix     
40092.82 In reply to 40092.81 
The only thing you're ahead of us on is the Special Olympics.
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
40092.83 In reply to 40092.82 
(giggle)
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
40092.84 In reply to 40092.82 
So you had your Black Friday on a Thursday? When do you have Thanksgiving?

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
 To:  koswix     
40092.85 In reply to 40092.84 
Thanksgiving was Thursday.  Shopping started about 6PM Thursday and just ended for us a few minutes ago.  People are still shopping though, just not us.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
40092.86 In reply to 40092.85 
Crazy yanks.

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
 To:  koswix     
40092.87 In reply to 40092.86 
I think you mean niggers.
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
40092.88 In reply to 40092.87 
So what stuff you didn't need did you buy?
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     
40092.89 In reply to 40092.88 
Nothing.  Money isn't as abundant this year, last year we spent way too much.  So we put a limit on things this year.  There were a couple of things that I saw that I wouldn't mind having, but all I bought for myself was a 16GB thumb drive (that I didn't need) for $7 and a new car mount for my phone for $10.  The rest was all purchased for Christmas. 
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