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 From:  milko  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
40092.70 In reply to 40092.1 
Are you doing this craziness again this year, Ken? I was watching South Park which is being very amusing on the subject (and on the console wars, and on Game of Thrones, all at once) lately. Made me think of you.

Would you like some black pudding?
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
 To:  milko     
40092.71 In reply to 40092.70 
I am!  The wife and I make a game of it.  I'm going to have to read this tread so I make sure to improve over last year!
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
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Here we are again friends. Let the Black Friday madness begin!
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
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I got to see a black man and his girlfriend push their way through the line. When a lady called him out on it he shoved her. When the shoved ladies husband/boyfriend said "you don't shove women" he was called a nigger. When someone else said something to the cutter he punched him in the face a couple of times. I was about to put a cap in his ass when security came.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
40092.74 In reply to 40092.73 
(fail)

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
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I forgot to mention that he also headbutted the guy he was punching.
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
 To:  koswix     
40092.76 In reply to 40092.74 
At least it was entertaining. The guy and women were talking to the police when I last saw them.

Tina and I have decided to call people nigger the rest of the night.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
40092.77 In reply to 40092.72 
It's just before 9am, UK time. I'm sitting in my office. In a short time, the office manager will bring me a roll and square sausage and black pudding, with tomato sauce. There will be no headbutting, shoving, or nigger-calling.

Kenny
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
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Apparently ASDA are doing some sort of Black Friday bollocks. I don't approve of this madness.
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
 To:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)     
40092.79 In reply to 40092.77 
I can't convey how sorry I feel for you.
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 From:  Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
40092.80 In reply to 40092.79 
And now we're getting pizza for lunch because it's Friday. My work sucks sometimes.



(but this is not one of those times.)

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
40092.81 In reply to 40092.79 
Wait a god dammed fucking minute. It's Friday today, and we're ahead of you (in so any ways).

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
 To:  koswix     
40092.82 In reply to 40092.81 
The only thing you're ahead of us on is the Special Olympics.
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
40092.83 In reply to 40092.82 
(giggle)
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
40092.84 In reply to 40092.82 
So you had your Black Friday on a Thursday? When do you have Thanksgiving?

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
 To:  koswix     
40092.85 In reply to 40092.84 
Thanksgiving was Thursday.  Shopping started about 6PM Thursday and just ended for us a few minutes ago.  People are still shopping though, just not us.
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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
40092.86 In reply to 40092.85 
Crazy yanks.

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
 To:  koswix     
40092.87 In reply to 40092.86 
I think you mean niggers.
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)      
40092.88 In reply to 40092.87 
So what stuff you didn't need did you buy?
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     
40092.89 In reply to 40092.88 
Nothing.  Money isn't as abundant this year, last year we spent way too much.  So we put a limit on things this year.  There were a couple of things that I saw that I wouldn't mind having, but all I bought for myself was a 16GB thumb drive (that I didn't need) for $7 and a new car mount for my phone for $10.  The rest was all purchased for Christmas. 
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