Why do you think I carry guns? People take me for granted, and that's a good thing. They think they can just push me around because I'm skin and bones. Then I put a cap in their ass and they change their minds!
How long must I put up with the unholy sound of your gun?
I've still to perfect the recipe, but it usually involves smushing it up with onions, an Oxo cube disolved in boiling water and some red wine, adding some tomato purée to thicken, and letting it reduce down.
I was about to buy some burgers in Tesco when I looked closer and saw they were actually black pudding - but cut and shaped about the same size as the burgers I was looking for!
MrTrentA young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless. In a world of criminals who operate above the law.
Doesn't help that Claire is massively ematophobic so any vomiting is all mine to deal with and Ewan won't get anywhere near her for the day. Which means a third day in a row where I can't get out so no Xmas shopping and no pressies for her (yes I've left it late!)
(I'm hoping ematophobic means phobia re vomiting!)
Add THE VETOES to your myspace friends!!! Pretty please :D