Why do you think I carry guns? People take me for granted, and that's a good thing. They think they can just push me around because I'm skin and bones. Then I put a cap in their ass and they change their minds!
How long must I put up with the unholy sound of your gun?
I've still to perfect the recipe, but it usually involves smushing it up with onions, an Oxo cube disolved in boiling water and some red wine, adding some tomato purée to thicken, and letting it reduce down.