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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   
 To:  Matt     
40086.5 In reply to 40086.4 
Ahhh well, being a Microsoft shill he can afford it. It does mean that Greg'n'Kos will have to find someone else to freeload off though.

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      
40086.6 In reply to 40086.5 
My laptop's been despatched! In fact it might be waiting for me at hone right now! But I'm in the pub, spending the rest of Rendle's money!

 

 

 

                                                
                                                
                                                
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   
 To:  koswix     
40086.7 In reply to 40086.6 
He likes to see it being put to good use. That makes him happy.

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 From:  koswix  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      
40086.8 In reply to 40086.7 
Unfortunately the wireless MS keyboard & mouse he bought me is fucked - bunch of keys don't work on the keyboard and the mouse tracking speed is slloooooooow, even with sensitivity turned up to maximum. Thanks, Rendle.

 

 

 

                                                
                                                
                                                
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  koswix     
40086.9 In reply to 40086.8 
Those were new? How the fuck, in this day and age, does someone fuck up a keyboard and mouse? Must have been a Microsoft product where they attempted to improve it by breaking shit and calling it new. We're they keys all changed around?


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 From:  koswix  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
40086.10 In reply to 40086.9 
It was a brand new, boxed item. Tried it on a friends laptop today and confirmed that the keys were fucked. RMA number obtained and it'll be going back on Monday. Cunts.

 

 

 

                                                
                                                
                                                
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  koswix     
40086.11 In reply to 40086.10 
That's pretty bad.  If you set out to make a keyboard and fuck it up I think it's time to find something a little less difficult.  Maybe mowing laws or shoveling snow.


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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   
 To:  koswix     
40086.12 In reply to 40086.8 
Yeah, I forgot to add that his happiness is derived from being a spiteful little sod.

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