It was a brand new, boxed item. Tried it on a friends laptop today and confirmed that the keys were fucked. RMA number obtained and it'll be going back on Monday. Cunts.
That's pretty bad. If you set out to make a keyboard and fuck it up I think it's time to find something a little less difficult. Maybe mowing laws or shoveling snow.
How long must I put up with the unholy sound of your gun?