Whilst I recognise the honourable nature of his intentions, an arm vagina is a poor excuse, easily hidden by any long sleeved shirt generous enough in its cut to accommodate panty pads. Real men have forehead vaginas.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked." James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
That brings to mind a wonderful story in Survival Research's "Pranks" issue, about LBJ fucking JFK's head wound as the body was flown back from Dallas to Washington for his state funeral.
OMG! wouldn'chaknow, it's online. Only it was his neck wound.
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"You have unknowingly complimented the author: telling a journalist they should be a novelist is like telling a stripper they should be a ballerina. "
Your link opens an interview with Paul Krassner, who is reticent on the subject of fucking President Kennedy's stigmata. I had a little poke around (mot juste) for the story but didn't find it, so if I'm not being an idiot (which I may well be), please can you refine your linkage?
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked." James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
There's no direct url, but search for "LBJ" after you land on the page. It's not the whole story (which I read in the original print issue), but a somewhat explicit reference to it.
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"You have unknowingly complimented the author: telling a journalist they should be a novelist is like telling a stripper they should be a ballerina. "
I realise it's alphabetical, but if they're only going to do one-way conversions for Gears! Gears! Gears!, I would rather they'd put it at the bottom, so the (X to X) labels made a proper diagonal. It's ruined an otherwise very pleasing poster for me. :(
bastard by name