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Message 39777.254 deleted 22 May 2015 13:37 by 53NORTH

Message 39777.255 deleted 22 May 2015 13:37 by 53NORTH

 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)      
39777.256 In reply to 39777.255 
Took some time to squeeze out

Which reminds me of a recent story. Emily was trying to go to the toilet...

Emily: "Mummy, my poo's square"
Fiona: "What do you mean, it's square?"
Emily: "It won't come out of my bottom"
Fiona: "You just have to push harder"
Emily: "It's alright for you mummy, I've only got a little bottom!"

:')

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Message 39777.257 deleted 22 May 2015 13:38 by 53NORTH

 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)      
39777.258 In reply to 39777.257 
Seriously dude... no. NO.
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Message 39777.259 deleted 22 May 2015 13:38 by 53NORTH

 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)      
39777.260 In reply to 39777.259 

They're right there, back in the 60s.

 

I'm pretty sure people were taught shame in the 60s, except maybe the hippies. And if people weren't guilty of stuff, why did prisons exist in that decade? Or were they planning for the 70s?

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)      
39777.261 In reply to 39777.259 
I don't understand what's smile-worthy about asking for pics of a 5 year old on the toilet. Pervy, yes; creepy, most definitely; but smile-worthy? Nah.

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  graphitone     
39777.262 In reply to 39777.260 
Actually, the whole psychedelia/paisley thing was pretty shameless too.

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
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I think it still is. I used to have a pair of paisley pyjamas as a kid. I still feel the emotional scars.
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 From:  MrTrent  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)      
39777.264 In reply to 39777.259 
Pictures of cute kids doing some cooking is one thing, asking someone for a picture of his 5 year old daughter trying to take a shit is something else entirely.

MrTrent If Feds call you and say something bad on me, it may prove what I said are truth, they are afraid of it.

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 From:  MrTrent  
 To:  graphitone     
39777.265 In reply to 39777.263 
There's nothing wrong with a bit of paisley, in moderation. I have a very nice paisley shirt from zara, back print on a white shirt, which gets many an appreciative comment whenever i where it.

MrTrent If Feds call you and say something bad on me, it may prove what I said are truth, they are afraid of it.

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  graphitone     
39777.266 In reply to 39777.263 
Shitbag, me too! I feel your pain. :(

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Message 39777.267 deleted 22 May 2015 13:39 by 53NORTH

 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)      
39777.268 In reply to 39777.267 
quote:
tortured looks from the horsey girls trying to imagine a horse only 2 hands high

That's not what's going through their minds.
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)      
39777.269 In reply to 39777.267 
Have you sought the advice of a counsellor? Do so. Mention 'tourettes', and see what happens.

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 From:  JonCooper  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)      
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quote:
ike asking the pensioners on their invalid scoots if they remember the Daleks on Dr Who


I saw a guy once, quite obviously severely disabled and confined to his wheelchair, he'd had a numberplate made up that said "DAVROS" - me and a mate were finding it quite funny when some old dear decided to give us a telling off for "laughing at the poor unfortunate man" - he found that hilarious - the more we all tried to explain to her the funnier it got

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Message 39777.271 deleted 22 May 2015 13:39 by 53NORTH

 From:  graphitone  
 To:  MrTrent     
39777.272 In reply to 39777.265 

My paisley pyjamas were purple and brown. :C

 

I'll bet for all its loveliness, your shirt isn't purple and brown.

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  graphitone     
39777.273 In reply to 39777.272 

Eeeef, so were mine!

 

Mr T's shirt (haha) is a white/black paisley pattern, but true paisley also throws in puke-inducing colour clashes.

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