Sooooo, these meteors, they're rather like neds then?
Given the police failure to identify all the looters during the London riots, do you think they should turn their attention to suspicious-looking lumps of space rock? Perhaps put their snouts out looking for solar debris trying to shift TVs and jewelry at rock-bottom prices?
Greg was friends with both Throb and Simon Roberts. He wasn't known as a slack-arse only for spending so much time as a bloody student y'know. Hence my delight at finding tightening cream for him.