Aye, of course, any reasonable person would agree that those four hundred years of wars, occupation, mistreatment and terrorism, including the deaths of over three thousand people in the last forty years alone, were finally ended by a meteorite and a helicopter crash.
Do you mean Tungurahua? That volcano that's been active for over a decade now in the middle of the Andes, a range which isn't exactly short of active volcanos? You're going to have to come up with better evidence of a conspiracy than that.
What now?! Did it start swirling because someone took the plug out from the bottom of the ocean? It was probably one of those tube worms. Never trusted them slimy buggers.
