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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
39777.179 In reply to 39777.175 

Dirty boy.

 

I am not prepared to share the wife, though I could be persuaded to knock up a replica you can play around with. It'll just be a mannequin with a her passport photo on and a craft knife provided so you can cut your own holes.

 

Oh, and she's a ginner, so you'd probably not be interested anyway!

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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)      
39777.180 In reply to 39777.143 
About these beams, old sausage; they wouldn't be *magic* beams, would they? Cos if you want some of your own (and I rather think you do) I know a man who has some to sell or trade against domestic livestock.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Manthorp     
39777.181 In reply to 39777.180 
beams ≠ beans

HTH

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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
39777.182 In reply to 39777.181 
Shit, that's where I've been going wrong. You wouldn't *believe* the issues I've had trying to make beams on toast.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Manthorp     
39777.183 In reply to 39777.182 
Oh yes, they're flighty little buggers alright. That and their plate techtonic machismo, who'd have 'em eh?

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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
39777.184 In reply to 39777.183 
I'd rather have a mote in my eye any day.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)      
39777.187 In reply to 39777.186 
Phew! That's a relief.

Mind you, isn't it a terrible thing that the ducks are in the nettles? Swings and roundabouts.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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Message 39777.188 deleted 22 May 2015 13:34 by 53NORTH

 From:  patch  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)      
39777.189 In reply to 39777.188 
I ate a candle. It smelled.
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Message 39777.190 deleted 22 May 2015 13:34 by 53NORTH

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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)      
39777.192 In reply to 39777.191 
Yeah those two things are definitely directly related. Evidenced by the impact those volcanoes will have on the continued negotiations.
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
39777.193 In reply to 39777.192 
Don't encourage him Andrew.

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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  Al JunioR (53NORTH)      
39777.194 In reply to 39777.191 
Assange=Xenu

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 To:  Manthorp     
39777.195 In reply to 39777.194 

bastard by name, bastard by nature

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 From:  Manthorp  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
39777.196 In reply to 39777.195 
That's his daughter, idiot.

"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)  
 To:  Manthorp     
39777.197 In reply to 39777.196 
I may be an idiot, but I still prefer mine!

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)     
39777.198 In reply to 39777.195 
I was unaware that Xena employed the frisbee in her adventuring adventures.
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