But at least the walls will be nice and soft should he be unable to control said slippage.

Of course, it'd be a bugger to decorate.

Drawings n' that

LMAO

(seriously, that's the funniest thing I've read in ages)

More questions, then:

a) Who?
b) Why?
c) That old favourite, when?

I liken him to a modern day Nostradamus. Vague and tenuous.

I am disappointed he's not started writing in quatrains. :C

However, I think I remember seeing a picture of Mr. 53.12 and he had a similar beard to the one that Nostradamus - perhaps there's something of a homage there?

I'll be fecking miffed if the world does end on Dec 21st. I've already spent a boatload on the wife's Christmas present.

Mr. 53.12 - do I need to give her the present before the 21st, or can I wait for the 25th? It's a nice winter coat, so should the apocalypse occur, it should offer some protection, so at least she'll get some use out of it.

Drawings n' that

>> are we all going to hell in a handcart? is Dec 21st 2012 still doomsday?

It's definitely the end of the world for me - my baby is due on the 22nd :((

                                                
                                                
                                                
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To echo patch. Can we at least have some timescale to these predictions?

Event - Location - Date

The date can be either what day, week or even if you really can't be more specific, what month.

Dirty boy.

I am not prepared to share the wife, though I could be persuaded to knock up a replica you can play around with. It'll just be a mannequin with a her passport photo on and a craft knife provided so you can cut your own holes.

Oh, and she's a ginner, so you'd probably not be interested anyway!

Drawings n' that