SanatoriumAlan's Psychadelic Earthquake Breakfast
bastard by name, bastard by nature
But at least the walls will be nice and soft should he be unable to control said slippage.
Of course, it'd be a bugger to decorate.
LMAO
(seriously, that's the funniest thing I've read in ages)
More questions, then:
a) Who? b) Why? c) That old favourite, when?