Slow - Teh Forum

From:	ANT_THOMAS	2 Jul 2012 17:08
To:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	7 of 47

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Shut your trap then. ┌─────┐ │ │ │ ┌─┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ └─┘ │ │ │ │ ┌─┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ └─┘ └─┘

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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	2 Jul 2012 17:10
To:	ANT_THOMAS	8 of 47

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Sorry :'-(

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From:	Matt	2 Jul 2012 17:16
To:	ALL	9 of 47

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I noticed it was slow this morning but didn't have time to find out why. Probably Ken using the search engine all the time.

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From:	Drew (X3N0PH0N)	2 Jul 2012 17:19
To:	Matt	10 of 47

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I have to say, it's usually lightning fast. I sometimes press the 'go' button twice because I didn't see it load. , , , , , , , , , , `' (o,o) (o,o) (o,o) (o,o) (o,o) \ \|)__) \|)__) \|)__) \|)__) \|)__) ''`>-,--”-”---”-”---”-”---”-”---”-”---- ,'.*''`

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From:	Matt	2 Jul 2012 17:41
To:	Drew (X3N0PH0N)	11 of 47

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I think it might just be the volume of traffic we sometimes get, as evident by the 30+ visitors that were online at 11am this morning. Could probably do with some more aggressive caching for guests, that completely avoids the database.

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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	2 Jul 2012 18:17
To:	Matt	12 of 47

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Fook me man. When did I become Teh punching bag?

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From:	Drew (X3N0PH0N)	2 Jul 2012 18:21
To:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	13 of 47

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July 4th, 1776. Fucking traitor. , , , , , , , , , , `' (o,o) (o,o) (o,o) (o,o) (o,o) \ \|)__) \|)__) \|)__) \|)__) \|)__) ''`>-,--”-”---”-”---”-”---”-”---”-”---- ,'.*''`

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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	2 Jul 2012 18:24
To:	Drew (X3N0PH0N)	14 of 47

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I wasn't even born man! Plus, don't be jealous that I'm free and you're slaves! Drink a tea, it will make it all better!

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From:	Drew (X3N0PH0N)	2 Jul 2012 18:32
To:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	15 of 47

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Sins of the fathers, Kenneth. , , , , , , , , , , `' (o,o) (o,o) (o,o) (o,o) (o,o) \ \|)__) \|)__) \|)__) \|)__) \|)__) ''`>-,--”-”---”-”---”-”---”-”---”-”---- ,'.*''`

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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	2 Jul 2012 18:38
To:	Drew (X3N0PH0N)	16 of 47

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I guess. And if I have to pay for my fathers then I sure have a lot to pay for. Not that I'm perfect, far from it, but my dad is a fucking mess.

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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	2 Jul 2012 19:21
To:	Al JunioR (53NORTH)	18 of 47

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What the fuck are you talking about?

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From:	graphitone	2 Jul 2012 19:34
To:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	19 of 47

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:'-D

I think he thinks he's helping. :-&

Perhaps we should try and out random him, some sort of spurious word throwing war might confuse him enough to make sense once in a while.

Drawings n' that

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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	2 Jul 2012 19:36
To:	graphitone	20 of 47

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I've never understood people who think everyone is out to get them.

I think maybe he's talking in some kind of code to avoid the man or some shit. He's certainly avoided this man!

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From:	graphitone	2 Jul 2012 19:40
To:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	21 of 47

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Maybe he thinks you /are/ the man? :-O

Are you the man, Kenneth, are you?

If not - why the hell not?!

Drawings n' that

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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	2 Jul 2012 19:43
To:	graphitone	22 of 47

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I wish. If I were the man I'd use my powers to get a better job!

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From:	graphitone	2 Jul 2012 19:50
To:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	23 of 47

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If I could choose the powers I had bestowed upon me, I'd go for the ability to see through people's clothes, but only to the extent where I'd be able to see what they had in their pockets. I wouldn't want to look any further into the nether regions of the general populace. Drawings n' that

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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	2 Jul 2012 19:53
To:	graphitone	24 of 47

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That would be a good power to have. I'd want to be able to control the dept of my look. So that I could look at the nether if I so choose to.

I think freezing time would also be a pretty cool power to have!

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From:	Matt	2 Jul 2012 19:56
To:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	25 of 47

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Only if you can unfreeze time too of course.

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From:	Ken (SHIELDSIT)	2 Jul 2012 19:57
To:	Matt	26 of 47

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Oh yeah, it would be shitty if you couldn't unfreeze it. Good catch!

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