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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  graphitone     
39669.24 In reply to 39669.23 
That would be a good power to have. I'd want to be able to control the dept of my look. So that I could look at the nether if I so choose to.

I think freezing time would also be a pretty cool power to have!


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 From:  Matt  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
39669.25 In reply to 39669.24 
Only if you can unfreeze time too of course.

doohicky

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  Matt     
39669.26 In reply to 39669.25 
Oh yeah, it would be shitty if you couldn't unfreeze it. Good catch!


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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
39669.27 In reply to 39669.26 
Anyone remember that (American, I think) TV sitcom from the 80s where a small girl had the power to freeze time? No idea what it was called, but I know the opening credits had someone opening a door into a ladder holding a can of paint, which she duly froze and averted an unholy messy carpet.

Edit - looks like it was called Out of This World.

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  graphitone     
39669.28 In reply to 39669.27 
I don't remember it.


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 From:  af (CAER)  
 To:  graphitone     
39669.29 In reply to 39669.27 
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Intro's

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  af (CAER)     
39669.30 In reply to 39669.29 
Atrocious isn't it?

(Though I've just been through what I wrote to make sure you weren't quoting a mistake I made :-$ )

This should be part of the national curriculum.
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 From:  af (CAER)  
 To:  graphitone     
39669.31 In reply to 39669.30 
:D
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 From:  Matt  
 To:  ALL
39669.32 
Slightly better today?

I have rate limited the search engine bots and also banned Baidu's bots as they kept visiting from many different IPs and creating lots and lots of sessions too.

doohicky

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 From:  patch   
 To:  Matt     
39669.33 In reply to 39669.32 
Can't say I've noticed any slowness in the last day or so, so yes, better. Bravo, as far as I'm concerned!
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  Matt     
39669.34 In reply to 39669.32 
Definitely less slow, yeah. Not as nippy as it used to be but better than it's been for a week or two.

The slowness was the 'waiting for tehforum.co.uk to respond' bit. Once it got round to responding the page loaded fast.
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  Matt     
39669.35 In reply to 39669.32 
Maybe just a wee bit faster but not much for me.


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 From:  Chris (CHRISSS)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
39669.36 In reply to 39669.35 
It seemed to be pretty fast (not as quick as usual) yesterday until 10-11pm.

Me
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  Chris (CHRISSS)     
39669.37 In reply to 39669.36 
Not too bad at the moment for me.


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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
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39669.38 In reply to 39669.37 
Pretty sluggish for me this morning.


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 From:  milko  
 To:  Matt     
39669.39 In reply to 39669.32 
It's gone slow again, loading threads and stuff. Is it maybe related to the attachment/profile trouble that seems to be happening?

milko
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
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39669.40 
It seemed slow at work today but it's nice and quick on lite mode on my phone on a moving tram.
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 From:  Matt  
 To:  milko     
39669.41 In reply to 39669.39 
Not related to the attachments, that's just the permissions I messed up.

I think it's just the number of visitors we get. A lot of them are filling up the admin log with ban reports from Beehive's StopForumSpam integration, but that is cached for 24 hours so shouldn't be a problem. Maybe.

Seems pretty nippy right now, like right now.

doohicky

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 From:  Chris (CHRISSS)  
 To:  Matt     
39669.42 In reply to 39669.41 
Right now is about the fastest it's been for a while. It's almost instantly loading pages on my mobile.

Me
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  Chris (CHRISSS)     
39669.43 In reply to 39669.42 
Yeah right now isn't bad. Earlier today it was on the pretty shitty side.


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