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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   21 Nov 2011 17:06 
 To:  graphitone      61 of 200 
39108.61 In reply to 39108.59 
But the angst will build up an appetite. Perhaps you'll dial-out for pizza. When that happens, make a note of the topping that he chooses.

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   21 Nov 2011 17:29 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      62 of 200 
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Ha ha, you dolt!

No, I'm not telling you why; it should be obvious. Work it out for yourself!
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 From:  koswix   21 Nov 2011 18:13 
 To:  graphitone      63 of 200 
39108.63 In reply to 39108.56 
You'll need a salinometer, then.



                                                
                                                
                                                
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   21 Nov 2011 19:19 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      64 of 200 
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Harsh :'(
(but fair)

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 From:  graphitone   21 Nov 2011 21:50 
 To:  koswix      65 of 200 
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Well done that man.

 

But I reckon the PB salty sailor scale might be more accurate.




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 From:  koswix   21 Nov 2011 22:03 
 To:  graphitone      66 of 200 
39108.66 In reply to 39108.65 
The salinometer isn't the scale, it's the device for measuring the salinity. You can still make your own scale.



                                                
                                                
                                                
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 From:  graphitone   21 Nov 2011 22:07 
 To:  koswix      67 of 200 
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:-$ Oh right.

Then we just need to decide where to stick the device:



PETER... WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE US TO STICK THIS?



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 From:  koswix   21 Nov 2011 22:13 
 To:  graphitone      68 of 200 
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I want no part [of me] in this.



                                                
                                                
                                                
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   21 Nov 2011 23:20 
 To:  graphitone      69 of 200 
39108.69 In reply to 39108.67 
That's a terrible photograph.

Have you got one that's in focus and shows how big that thing is?
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 From:  graphitone   21 Nov 2011 23:22 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      70 of 200 
39108.70 In reply to 39108.69 
No idea what size it is - I'm assuming it's inflatable to cope with the variances in your tubes. :|



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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   21 Nov 2011 23:55 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      71 of 200 
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Take it like a man!
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   3 Dec 2011 20:49 
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So two weeks from now we'll all be meating (except for those that slink off early).

Are there really only going to be a dozen people there?

Can't a few more of you make a bit of an effort?
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 From:  johngti_mk-ii   3 Dec 2011 20:49 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      73 of 200 
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I'm going to be in North Wales so can't even promise to try and get there this time.

Add THE VETOES to your myspace friends!!! Pretty please :D
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   3 Dec 2011 20:51 
 To:  graphitone      74 of 200 
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You can stop in Manchester and pick up Ant.

Between the two of you there should be no problem kidnapping Xen and bringing him down here, and you can go via Luton and get EP too.
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   3 Dec 2011 20:58 
 To:  johngti_mk-ii      75 of 200 
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Fair enough. Not sure the rest of us could manage a drunken ramble of that distance - was hard enough going a few blocks. :/
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 From:  graphitone   4 Dec 2011 11:31 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      76 of 200 
39108.76 In reply to 39108.74 
I like the plan, but I'd estimate Ant's roughly 11.5 -12 stone. That's more than my body weight, so even with the best intentions I'd only be able to piggyback back him as far as Salford. :C



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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   4 Dec 2011 11:46 
 To:  graphitone      77 of 200 
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More like 13 at the moment. Probably only get to Whitefield then.
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 From:  graphitone   4 Dec 2011 12:17 
 To:  ANT_THOMAS      78 of 200 
39108.78 In reply to 39108.77 

Shit.

 

If you only had PB's proportions and body mass... I reckon we could make it down to Chester on the first day easily.

 

It might be easier if I went down to London town and gave PB a piggy back up here. Everyone else will need to sort out their own piggybackers.




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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   4 Dec 2011 15:54 
 To:  graphitone      79 of 200 
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I need a volunteer!

*you must also be a very good swimmer.
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 From:  Ixion   4 Dec 2011 16:49 
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I'm in that there London for a training course all next week, can't make the meat real but if anyone fancies meeting up for a Pint I could be quite easily persuaded.
 
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