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 From:  patch   21 Nov 2011 00:28 
 To:  ComtronBob      52 of 200 
39108.52 In reply to 39108.51 
Jesus. I saw that when it was going round by fax.
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 From:  ComtronBob   21 Nov 2011 01:07 
 To:  patch      53 of 200 
39108.53 In reply to 39108.52 

"Jesus. I saw that when it was going round by fax".

 

I have no idea of when/where it originated.  Someone emailed it to me a few years back.  It may certainly be way older than that.  Regardless, it came to mind, so here it is. :/

ComtronBob

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 From:  patch   21 Nov 2011 09:17 
 To:  ComtronBob      54 of 200 
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Just a little hint, here: because of the way the BBC is funded Beehive is written, you don't need to quote everything when you reply to people
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 From:  Dan (HERMAND)   21 Nov 2011 09:31 
 To:  patch      55 of 200 
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Don't go there, Patch :D

Dan Herman
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 From:  graphitone   21 Nov 2011 09:34 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      56 of 200 
39108.56 In reply to 39108.50 

I'll go for your forehead.

 

Is there a scale already in use for how salty things are? If not, I'm going to invent one, using your body as a guide.

 

I'll need to find the saltiest and non-salty areas of your body, then map them all out on a diagram.

 

I'll draw it at the same time as I do the nude portrait of you.




Drawings n' that
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   21 Nov 2011 10:39 
 To:  Dan (HERMAND)      57 of 200 
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(giggle)
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   21 Nov 2011 10:56 
 To:  graphitone      58 of 200 
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You two, please get a room!

bastard by name, bastard by nature
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 From:  graphitone   21 Nov 2011 12:48 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      59 of 200 
39108.59 In reply to 39108.58 

I would not like to have to choose a room with Peter.

 

The curtains'll be the wrong colour, the carpet won't be fluffy enough, the chairs will be made out of the wrong sort of wood, the door furniture will be too high up...

 

It'd be a never ending spiral of disappointment.




Drawings n' that
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   21 Nov 2011 14:06 
 To:  ComtronBob      60 of 200 
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That's a terrible proposal! The words aren't spelt anything like they sound.

And anyone who tries to fuck with Qwerty will have me to deal with. :@

Damned Americans!
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   21 Nov 2011 17:06 
 To:  graphitone      61 of 200 
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But the angst will build up an appetite. Perhaps you'll dial-out for pizza. When that happens, make a note of the topping that he chooses.

bastard by name, bastard by nature
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   21 Nov 2011 17:29 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      62 of 200 
39108.62 In reply to 39108.61 
Ha ha, you dolt!

No, I'm not telling you why; it should be obvious. Work it out for yourself!
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 From:  koswix   21 Nov 2011 18:13 
 To:  graphitone      63 of 200 
39108.63 In reply to 39108.56 
You'll need a salinometer, then.



                                                
                                                
                                                
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   21 Nov 2011 19:19 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      64 of 200 
39108.64 In reply to 39108.62 

Harsh :'(
(but fair)

bastard by name, bastard by nature
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 From:  graphitone   21 Nov 2011 21:50 
 To:  koswix      65 of 200 
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Well done that man.

 

But I reckon the PB salty sailor scale might be more accurate.




Drawings n' that
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 From:  koswix   21 Nov 2011 22:03 
 To:  graphitone      66 of 200 
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The salinometer isn't the scale, it's the device for measuring the salinity. You can still make your own scale.



                                                
                                                
                                                
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 From:  graphitone   21 Nov 2011 22:07 
 To:  koswix      67 of 200 
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:-$ Oh right.

Then we just need to decide where to stick the device:



PETER... WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE US TO STICK THIS?



Drawings n' that
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 From:  koswix   21 Nov 2011 22:13 
 To:  graphitone      68 of 200 
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I want no part [of me] in this.



                                                
                                                
                                                
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   21 Nov 2011 23:20 
 To:  graphitone      69 of 200 
39108.69 In reply to 39108.67 
That's a terrible photograph.

Have you got one that's in focus and shows how big that thing is?
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 From:  graphitone   21 Nov 2011 23:22 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      70 of 200 
39108.70 In reply to 39108.69 
No idea what size it is - I'm assuming it's inflatable to cope with the variances in your tubes. :|



Drawings n' that
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)   21 Nov 2011 23:55 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      71 of 200 
39108.71 In reply to 39108.69 
Take it like a man!
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