Thank you :-), I do try to endeavour to make mostly insecure things slightly more secure than they were before I got there.

The easiest way I found is to break the fingers of all the users, they don't do it again for at least a couple of months.
That and the hospital bills are usually less than the cost of the equipment :-P

I know you have standards, very commendable they are too.

Oh I always thought you enjoyed correcting people (no John) if you don't thats very sad, life must be intolerable|frustrating|irritating for you.

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It is. :(

Here's an on-line js re validator thingie:

http://www.regular-expressions.info/javascriptexample.html

It seemed to work ok coupla times I used it

Hmm no way to win here.
Any chance of another tea ? I'm parched.

What's to be offended about? The man's a genius with excellent taste in pizza toppings. It's not like she's comparing you to Richard Stallman.

Hello Marie, it's been a while. We'll end up with Dave Bradley back on here if we're not careful.

http://bigbangtheory.wikia.com/wiki/Leslie_Winkle

What was embarrassing about Friends? Did it remind you too much of your own twentysomething exploits in a New York apartment you could somehow afford to live in despite working in areas of employment which would, in the real world, not pay you enough to live on?

To put it in terms you'll understand, BBT is funnier than Terry and June but not as good as The Two Ronnies.