<takes nice cup of assam>
ahhhhh, thank you.. you make good tea.

Thank you :-), I do try to endeavour to make mostly insecure things slightly more secure than they were before I got there.

The easiest way I found is to break the fingers of all the users, they don't do it again for at least a couple of months.
That and the hospital bills are usually less than the cost of the equipment :-P

I know you have standards, very commendable they are too.

Oh I always thought you enjoyed correcting people (no John) if you don't thats very sad, life must be intolerable|frustrating|irritating for you.

:%s/\|/ and /

It is. :(

Here's an on-line js re validator thingie:

http://www.regular-expressions.info/javascriptexample.html

It seemed to work ok coupla times I used it

Hmm no way to win here.
Any chance of another tea ? I'm parched.

What's to be offended about? The man's a genius with excellent taste in pizza toppings. It's not like she's comparing you to Richard Stallman.

Hello Marie, it's been a while. We'll end up with Dave Bradley back on here if we're not careful.

http://bigbangtheory.wikia.com/wiki/Leslie_Winkle