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 From:  william (WILLIAMA)   
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38776.30 In reply to 38776.29 

 

I am torn - in a quandary.

It isn't often that I'm offered both wealth and sex in one e-mail, but Farida Waziri writes:

 

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I strongly know that they will never tell you the truth because they are all thieving criminals. I have decided with my veto power that you must receive one third of your principle fund which is US$20.5m (Twenty million five hundred united states dollars) to ascertain really whom I am.

I expect your prompt response through my private.

Regards,

Mrs Farida Waziri

 

 So - should I investigate her private; promptly?

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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  william (WILLIAMA)      
38776.31 In reply to 38776.30 
I have decided with my veto power: yes. Message through her private and find out whom she really is.
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  william (WILLIAMA)      
38776.32 In reply to 38776.30 
Only once you've ascertained that her husband isn't around with three other men. :S
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
38776.33 In reply to 38776.31 
Man, I wish I had veto power!
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  william (WILLIAMA)      
38776.34 In reply to 38776.30 
That's written with more import and alacrity than some of the crap I have to sift through.

Over the past couple of weeks we've been getting spam sent to:

firstname.lastname@ourdomain.co.uk

And the content is just a single lower case letter. It's like they're not even trying anymore :C.

That said, I saw an email in the filter this morning advocating some accountancy firm and it came with a little riddle.

Anyone care to have a go over your morning cup o' tea?

quote: Spam Email

If seven becomes 40, three becomes 0, and eight becomes 55, then what does one become?
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 From:  JonCooper  
 To:  graphitone     
38776.35 In reply to 38776.34 
-8

Jon
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  JonCooper     
38776.36 In reply to 38776.35 
You gonna explain or just sit there in self smug satisfaction that you think you're right?! :-O
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  graphitone     
38776.37 In reply to 38776.34 
Have a look here.
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 From:  JonCooper  
 To:  graphitone     
38776.38 In reply to 38776.36 
what Ant said ^

but ~

7 x 7 = 49 - 9 = 40

3 x 3 = 9 - 9 = 0

8 x 8 = 64 - 9 = 55

and...
1 x 1 = 1 - 9 = -8

Jon
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  JonCooper     
38776.39 In reply to 38776.38 

Right enough.

 

You've all done very well. Buns all round.

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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     
38776.40 In reply to 38776.37 

:-O

 

Cheater.

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 From:  JonCooper  
 To:  ANT_THOMAS     
38776.41 In reply to 38776.37 
I got a bun and you got called a cheat but we both did the same thing - odd that :D

Jon
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS  
 To:  JonCooper     
38776.42 In reply to 38776.41 
:((
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 From:  graphitone  
 To:  JonCooper     
38776.43 In reply to 38776.41 
The bun was a lie. :-Y
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 From:  JonCooper  
 To:  graphitone     
38776.44 In reply to 38776.43 
they often are

Jon
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