Hello,

My name is Mrs Annabel Laura am going on a cancer surgery today.contact my lawyer,Tell him that I have WILLED 14.258M to you for the good work of the lord.quoting my personal reference number BB/AMZ/900/2015/SWYI/316uk.Be informed also that i have paid for the state tax on this money to be transferred to you.My lawyer Name:Barrister Lio Bacon.

Attorney at-Law.

Lio Bacon & Associates LLP

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They're just not trying anymore, it's not even an interesting read :( - One of my more menial jobs at work is to go through the emails caught in the spam filter looking for anything legitimate that needs forwarding on. You can imagine some of the crap that gets stopped is at least funny, but I had one this morning that came in from a randomly generated email address and the message content was just a 'h'.

What's the fecking point, even for a spam email that's piss poor.

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I long for the spam emails of old with tales of lanquid blonde russians all wanting to be your bride, with many pictures attached.

At least they were stimulating in some way(s). (YJ)

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Sadly, none of my luscious paramours sent photographs to 'expedite the transaction'. Or it could be that I was blocking hosted images in emails.

Nevermind, I suspect that my wife would've taken a dim view of my taking a Russian bride anyway.

Would your would-be Russian bride take an even dimmer view of you already /having/ a wife?

You didn't think of poor Olga did you, when you exchanged those vows?

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I've just done an google image search for 'Olga'.

The results are not unpleasant.

I fear you are casting aspersions on the appearance of all Olga's by comparing them to an outdoor commode.

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I'm hoping that's a metaphor of some kind. Otherwise it conjours up strange images in the mind.

Olga's a terrible name. The Russian equivalent of Miriam.

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You haven't seen 'my' Olga.

And I think of the name as more equivalent to Edith, or perhaps Marge.

Perhaps you could post a picture?

To me Edith's are grey haired and bent old ladies capable of carrying an array of heavy shopping bags laden with whole milk and jam tarts.

Marge's are stay at home housewives who like nothing better than to tune into Loose Women over a cup o' tea and an iced finger.

Olga's in my stereotyped mind are built like shot-putters, have the body hair of Geoff Capes and all the delicacy of Kos' puns.

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