The stuff in the Crunchie is puff candy (at least that's what it's called up here).

You can make it at home dead easy, too!

http://www.cutoutandkeep.net/projects/puff_candy_cinder_toffee

Ahhhahaha! Can't believe your dog wouldn't even eat it. Sometimes you get lucky with pork scratchings and get a nipple.

I have no idea where that puts the scores. Somebody figure it out.

I'd say the Curly Wurly is something I'd associate more with younger kids, where they enjoy the chomping experience as much as the taste. I love the burning comment about Crunchie, the stuff inside is /very/ similar to cinder toffee, which tastes even more like burning, but I love it.

I don't eat pork scratchings, even over here most people would avoid them, fans of the stuff are rare but once you get one they adore it.

Good vid.

Curly Wurlys used to be /massive/. At least double the size they are now.

Leading one annoying and shit Scottish comedien to say "There's not a man alive that can satisfy a woman like a good 12 inches of Curly Wurly"

Just got around to watching the video, you guys are hilarious. :D

I totally agree with you about the pork scratchings, I tried one years ago /in/ a pub and /with/ a beer. It just made the beer taste greasy!

I am also a sympathiser with your view on black pudding.

Maybe I'm more suited to the 'merkan diet!

Is it just me, or do they look like old curly toe-nails?

I'm with Ken, they look foul.

Beeling Ear Festival, more like!

(Is "beeling" purely a Glasgwegian/Scots word, or does it translate? I'll be pure beelin' if it doesn't.)

It means angry, but tends to expess impotent anger or embarassment.
"Ah missed ma bus, and the driver wouldnae let us oan at the traffic lights. Ah wiz beelin' so a wuz."

Also used when taking pleasure in another's misfortune (wee fuds are big on schadenfreude, so they are):
"Haw, look at that bam tryin' tae get on the bus! Haw big man, ye're pure beelin' noo, ya faaaaaaaanny!"

Most likely a corruption of "boiling".