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 From:  Mouse   16 Jun 2011 21:38 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      36 of 52 
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I'm a whinging leftie and I've never "sponged". May I be exempt?

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 From:  koswix   16 Jun 2011 22:13 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      37 of 52 
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Lefties don't whinge, we prophylaxis proficise the future.

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)    16 Jun 2011 22:24 
 To:  koswix      38 of 52 
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Well according to the thread with everyone's score we are all lefties. But I'm probably the only one with guns, so does that mean I get to do the shootings?


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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   17 Jun 2011 07:09 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      39 of 52 
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Peter, you will never be able to live in complete harmony until there's a ready supply of keyboards built to your exacting standards. this is one thing you have in common with Drew.

 

But for you, even then it may not be a happy ending, what with all the other irritations that seem to plague your waking moments.

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   17 Jun 2011 07:09 
 To:  Mouse      40 of 52 
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You may indeed, for I believe you are a nice leftie.

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   17 Jun 2011 07:10 
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)       41 of 52 
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I suspect that you lied on the form. But a man with a gun is always right.

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   17 Jun 2011 09:53 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      42 of 52 
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You missed the part where I receive lots of money for ridding the world of you, and can thus have amything I want built.
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   17 Jun 2011 11:49 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      43 of 52 
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I suspect that the amount of money you would raise through this audacious act would be fairly pitiful. Other than everyone on this forum, I can think of only two other people who'd want me dead, and one of them's Dutch and as tight as a duck's arse.

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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   17 Jun 2011 12:04 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      44 of 52 
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All I need to do is share your posts with the US and they'll throw millions at me, to keep you from going back there.
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)    17 Jun 2011 12:13 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      45 of 52 
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Lied about having a gun? I can take in action photos of me fighting crime downtown if you'd like!


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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   17 Jun 2011 12:27 
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)      46 of 52 
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They only have to throw a million at me to keep me from going back.

 

Oh fuck it, I'll happily not go back for free!

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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   17 Jun 2011 12:28 
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)       47 of 52 
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No, lied on the quiz. I believe you have a gun, all you crazy mofos have one.

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)    17 Jun 2011 12:31 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      48 of 52 
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Oh the quiz to get one?

 

The one where they ask you nothing much and then hand you a gun? No lying required on that one!



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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   17 Jun 2011 12:32 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      49 of 52 
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I ain't showing them that post.
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 From:  JonCooper   17 Jun 2011 13:03 
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)       50 of 52 
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truffy thinks you lied on the "are you a leftie" quiz thinger
(at least, that's what I think he thinks)
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)    17 Jun 2011 13:05 
 To:  JonCooper      51 of 52 
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OH /that/ quiz. No I didn't lie at all, that quiz is bunk!


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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   17 Jun 2011 18:02 
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)       52 of 52 
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Both you and Jon are correct.

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