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 From:  Manthorp   23 May 2011 19:17 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      85 of 205 
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Get to America where you belong!
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  milko   23 May 2011 19:25 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      86 of 205 
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Yeah, I agree really, I still won't have one myself.

milko
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)    23 May 2011 20:04 
 To:  Manthorp      87 of 205 
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He doesn't belong here!
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   23 May 2011 21:28 
 To:  Manthorp      88 of 205 
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Ooooh, get you, Mr /Mean/ :(

bastard by name, bastard by nature
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   23 May 2011 21:28 
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)       89 of 205 
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TFFT...that's the best thing you've said since you joined here.

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)    23 May 2011 21:30 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      90 of 205 
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(fail)

 

Teh mean just oozes out of you doesn't it?



I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look.
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 From:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)   23 May 2011 21:38 
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)       91 of 205 
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It's in the sig. Do you need someone to read it to you?

 

(hug)

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)    23 May 2011 21:39 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      92 of 205 
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No, I think I got it now ;)


I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look.
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 From:  Manthorp   23 May 2011 22:07 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      93 of 205 
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I didn't mean it. And Shieldsit doesn't want you there anyway.
"We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)    23 May 2011 23:40 
 To:  Manthorp      94 of 205 
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I'll take the mean bastard, maybe I can instill some colonial niceness in him!


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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)    23 May 2011 23:41 
 To:  99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)      95 of 205 
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I'm cooking chicken and potatoes on my /gas/ grill and it's going to be /fucking/ delicious! :-P


I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look.
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)   23 May 2011 23:44 
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)       96 of 205 
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While I kinda agree with Jon about the absurdity of the situation, it cannot be denied that there is a simple pleasure to cooking and eating outdoors, expescially (I'm leaving that in cos I have no idea how my fingers, brain and netbook keyboard conspired to make that happen) communally.

Dirty fucking communist.
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)    23 May 2011 23:47 
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)      97 of 205 
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There is no comparison to grilled food and fried food, if you say there is you are /wrong/. Us colonials don't have grills in our kitchens, so we either have to use a broiler, a George Foreman Grill, or a frying pan.

 

A broiler is a pain in the ass and almost always sent my smoke alarms off. The George Foreman is my favorite way to grill in the winter. And if I wanted something fried I'd go to McDonalds.

 

Chicken in Italian dressing on the grill is like a sore peter.



I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look.
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)   23 May 2011 23:58 
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)       98 of 205 
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You don't have kettles and you don't have grills?!?!?!?! What in the name of fuck did you revolt for if you continue to live in such abject fucking depravity.

You may as well retire to the back country and live out your days in a wigwam (if you don't know where that's from I'm revoking your american privileges).
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 From:  ANT_THOMAS   24 May 2011 00:01 
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)       99 of 205 
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Do you even know what sort of grill we're on about?

 

Our grills heat from above and are usually built into an oven.
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)    24 May 2011 00:04 
 To:  ANT_THOMAS      100 of 205 
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Is it like the bottom thing in this picture?


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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)    24 May 2011 00:06 
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)      101 of 205 
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Not really, we have toaster ovens and pots and pans, and a broiler in our ovens, but no grill.

 

And I don't know what that quote is from, where should I mail my card?



I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look.
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)   24 May 2011 00:06 
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)       102 of 205 
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:D

What the fuck is that? :D
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)   24 May 2011 00:08 
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)       103 of 205 
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Mail it to me. I'll use it to buy pulled pork sandwiches.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068156/

I love that film.
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)   24 May 2011 00:18 
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)       104 of 205 
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GRILL
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