quote: I've been with my wife for 19 years, her days of flattering me are long gone!
You could agree a pact. You say that her black pudding & custard is the inspired innovation of a true home-maker, she tells you in return that your cock's a monster. Quid pro quo. "We all have flaws, and mine is being wicked."
James Thurber, The Thirteen Clocks 1951
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