The point is not to show YOUR power (which frankly, there is none, but I'm not telling), but THEIR abject helplessness (of which there is a copious, abundant and boundless supply, until the end of time, oh lord).
The easiest way to do that is to go out and get smashed, then show up for work the next day. Enjoy.
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"Cellphones have turned people blessed with opposing thumbs and ten digits into monkeys hammering on a 2-inch touchscreen with all the speed and grace of a retarded badger molesting a tennis ball." |