<?
 
$things = file('server.log');
$chats = Array();
 
foreach ($things as $thing) {
	if (strpos($thing, "[INFO] <")) {
		$chats[] = "[" . substr($thing, 11, 5) . "]" . htmlspecialchars(substr($thing, 27));
	} else if (strpos($thing, "[dynmap]")) {
		$thing = str_replace(": ?", ": ", $thing);
		$chats[] = "[" . substr($thing, 11, 5) . "]" . htmlspecialchars(substr($thing, 37));
	}
}
 
$chatt = implode("<br />", array_slice($chats, -30));
echo $chatt;
 
?>

             , ,   , ,   , ,   , ,   , ,   
  `'        (o,o) (o,o) (o,o) (o,o) (o,o)  
   *\*      |)__) |)__) |)__) |)__) |)__)  
     ''`>-,--”-”---”-”---”-”---”-”---”-”----
,'.*''`               

:D Thanks!

The ? are because of pasting, there's some colour formatting from dynmap to make it green.

2011-08-04 22:09:49 [INFO] [dynmap] §2[WEB] 86.154.231.70: §fwhie I'm stuck in work

	else if ( strpos($this,"logged in") )
	{
		$time = "[" . substr($thing, 11, 5) . "]";
		$person = preg_match( '/(?<=\[INFO\] )\S+/' , $thing );
		$chats[] = $time.' <i>Joined:</i> <b>'.htmlspecialchars($person).'</b>';
	}
	else if ( strpos($thing,"lost connection") )
	{
		$time = "[" . substr($thing, 11, 5) . "]";
		$person = preg_match( '/(?<=\[INFO\] )\S+/' , $thing );
		$reason = substr(strrchr($thing, '.'), 1);
		$chats[] = $time.' <i>Disconnected:</i> <b>'.htmlspecialchars($person).'</b> ('.$reason.')';
	}

The stupid download doesn't seem to want to finish. :(

Gets to 484 of 507 KB and just stops.

That was Firefox, but Chrome is doing same. "506/507 kB, 0 secs left".

If I copy and rename the file I can't extract the zip because it's corrupt, because it's got a stupid kilobyte missing. :@

It was suggested that I construct the Forbidden City. I did some research to find out how big it is, collect some maps and photos, etc.

It is 750m wide and 960m long.

The moat is 52m wide and 6m deep.

The walls are 10m high, 8.6m thick at the base and 6.7m thick at the top.

It has OVER NINE THOUSAND rooms.

This is going to take a long time, and will require a lot of red wool.

edit:
Here's a couple of sections of map showing the kind of scale we'd be talking about, assuming 1px = 1m:
http://caerphoto.com/misc/forbidden-city-size.png

http://caerphoto.com/misc/forbidden-city-size.jpg

I suppose we can be grateful none of its buildings are particularly tall :&

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[11:34] Disconnected: 1 (endOfStream )
[11:29] Disconnected: 1 (quitting )

2011-08-05 11:34:23 [INFO] Assassinmaster00 lost connection: disconnect.endOfStream
2011-08-05 11:34:40 [INFO] Assassinmaster00 [/82.0.57.13:51011] logged in with entity id 6954 at ([world] 989.4319634933074, 67.0, 976.3194288406315)
 

$person = preg_match( '/(?<=\[INFO\] )\S+/' , $thing );

$results = [];
preg_match( '/(?<=\[INFO\] )\S+/' , $thing , $results );
$person = $results[0];