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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
38140.2053 In reply to 38140.2051 
We were on together on Monday and Tuesday.

You rudely ignored me on the Monday. :@
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
38140.2054 In reply to 38140.2053 
Hmm, I must have been drunk! I'd never ignore you on purpose!
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
38140.2055 In reply to 38140.2052 
Ok, since you admitted that you are not using English, you are allowed to say that ridiculous stream of gibberish which followed.

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
38140.2056 In reply to 38140.2055 
I very afraid to open that one you posted to Matt. There is an old lady that sets next to me, will she be seeing horse cocks?
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
38140.2057 In reply to 38140.2056 
Haha, no, definitely no horse cocks. Just the thread title is a bit rude.

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
38140.2058 In reply to 38140.2057 
You fucker!
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
38140.2059 In reply to 38140.2058 
Oh you meant horse cocks?

Yes, there may be those.

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
38140.2060 In reply to 38140.2059 
You... man that shit is not cool!
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
38140.2061 In reply to 38140.2060 
They're a delicacy over here (hug)

Speaking of which, I reaaaaallly want a vid of you and your clan trying the pork scratchings.

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
38140.2062 In reply to 38140.2061 
Well the old lady behind doesn't think so.
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
38140.2063 In reply to 38140.2062 
She's tried them?

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
38140.2064 In reply to 38140.2063 
You're making it very hard to be pissed off mister!
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
38140.2065 In reply to 38140.2064 
(hug)

In future, assume anything I say about horse dick is a lie.

(I have never sucked horse dick)

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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)     
38140.2066 In reply to 38140.2065 
That was just mean and hurtful! I opened that fucker up to, right when the old lady was sitting there.

I'm calling the fucking internet and NSFW police on yo ass bitch!

And lay off the horse cock, it's not good for your figure!
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 From:  JonCooper  
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38140.2067 

server seems to be dead :(

 

 

 

[edit] and now it's back... oddness


Jon
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
38140.2068 In reply to 38140.2054 
We need to get the the listing names when you join thing back again.
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 From:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
38140.2069 In reply to 38140.2062 
Tell her to stop being so nosey.

The US constitution says you are perfectly within your rights to look at horse cocks if you want to, and I think it also says you're allowed to shoot anyone who looks at your monitor when you haven't invited them to (but I may be mis-translating something, because they probably called them something else back in the 18th Century).
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
38140.2070 In reply to 38140.2068 
Yeah I liked that.
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 From:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)  
 To:  Peter (BOUGHTONP)     
38140.2071 In reply to 38140.2069 
It wasn't really the horse cock, it was that I /asked/ that mother fucker if it /was/ and he said /no/. Fuck that made me mad!

On the bright side it got my mouse reflexes a workout.
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 From:  Drew (X3N0PH0N)  
 To:  Ken (SHIELDSIT)     
38140.2072 In reply to 38140.2066 
I'm sorry Kenneth (hug)

I didn't think for a second you would believe me :((

Please apologise to this lady on my behalf and offer her a pork scratching (just one! you're not allowed to get rid of them all this way!) as compensation.

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