I had an idea for a website that took the bbc news and filtered it to blame everything on wizards. I even started making it. But then I realised how complicated the replacement rules would get and gave up. You're smarter than me, make it Andy.
It reminds me of Something Awful's word filter, that changes 'fuck' into 'gently caress', and 'rape' into 'surprise sex'. I like things that do that. Filter words, that is, not rape.