My liver's a little fatty, like the rest of me, but otherwise tickety-boo, thanks for asking.

I do pay private medical insurance. That way, if I ever have need of medical intervention while in the UK I don't have to put up with the NHS. We're all part of the world economy, sweets.

And for you, tobacco products will be a mere £1,000/pack. But only coz I like you, sugar.