Agreed, it's pronounced how it's spelt.

Teh to rhyme with yeah.

My wife alays says tea forum which is appropriate considerinf the many discussions on tea.

I'd say "tur"nip "forum" but not quite as urry but not as eh as meh the way i say that anyway.

Congratulations to you both.

I'm sure you'll have years of happiness ahead.

Just so I know - which one's the 'man' of the relationship?

Aye.

Job's a good 'un.

As me grandpap used t' say:

Theers ne'er an arrand on yer stand pie.

Words to live by.

<puts on a thoughtful expression and walks off nodding>