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 From:  graphitone   17 May 2010 14:07 
 To:  Mouse      32 of 398 
37418.32 In reply to 37418.31 
Give them the keys to your allotment instead, they'd get more space (not to mention roughage) from rollicking about amongst your fine marrows.
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 From:  Mouse   17 May 2010 14:26 
 To:  graphitone      33 of 398 
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Good plan, you're coming to this Meat I take it then Mr 'Tone. We can meet on the Shipley train.

Roses are bollocks, Violets are crud, I hate bloody flowers, And much prefer mud.
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 From:  koswix    17 May 2010 15:31 
 To:  Mouse      34 of 398 
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House keys will do fine.

"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  Wattsy (SLAYERPUNX)   17 May 2010 15:33 
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I currently have nothing in my diarymaphone so put me down as a defo for the moment. I will have to check with the walking diary as well.

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 From:  koswix    17 May 2010 16:58 
 To:  Wattsy (SLAYERPUNX)      36 of 398 
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Done.

"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   17 May 2010 19:23 
 To:  koswix       37 of 398 
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Can I be an independent adjudicator?
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 From:  koswix    17 May 2010 23:52 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)      38 of 398 
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No, you can be drunk in t corner though. I'm confused though, are you souf or norf these days?

"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  DrBoff (BOFF)   18 May 2010 00:22 
 To:  koswix       39 of 398 
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Sarf af lahhhhdahhhnn mate.
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 From:  koswix    18 May 2010 00:48 
 To:  DrBoff (BOFF)      40 of 398 
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Added

"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  graphitone   18 May 2010 07:08 
 To:  Mouse      41 of 398 
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Nowt in the diary for then, our holiday will be out of the way by then, but will have to see, what with the wee nipper in the house ruling our lives now, it's difficult to plan ahead.
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 From:  graphitone   18 May 2010 07:13 
 To:  Mouse      42 of 398 
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I'm sorry I missed the Northern Meat though, seen the pics and it looks like a fair ol' turnout. Like I said, I was best manning for an old friend, which was ace. The whole day was fantastic, my speech went down well and we got to drive one of these.
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 From:  Mouse   18 May 2010 09:18 
 To:  graphitone      43 of 398 
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Nice job. Kos will put you down as a definite then.

Roses are bollocks, Violets are crud, I hate bloody flowers, And much prefer mud.
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 From:  koswix    18 May 2010 09:20 
 To:  graphitone      44 of 398 
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Grand!

"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  Wattsy (SLAYERPUNX)   18 May 2010 10:51 
 To:  graphitone      45 of 398 
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I have driven one of those around Thruxton, absolutly amazing. My next goal to have to have one of them by the time I am 50.

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 From:  graphitone   18 May 2010 12:16 
 To:  Wattsy (SLAYERPUNX)      46 of 398 
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The acceleration is incredible, essentially the thing's just a chassis, engine and transmission with extra like seats and wheels bolted on around it.
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 From:  koswix    18 May 2010 12:29 
 To:  graphitone      47 of 398 
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Take your cars* out of the Invasion thread :@

 


*unless they're tanks.


"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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 From:  graphitone   18 May 2010 12:38 
 To:  koswix       48 of 398 
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Sorry, I have this bad habit of randomising threads. Look what happened to the bleeding edge topic - I've turned a tech thread into something about ice cream parlours.

 

I'll be better behaved in future. :T
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 From:  Oscarvarium (OZGUR)   18 May 2010 18:30 
 To:  graphitone      49 of 398 
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That's the beauty of Teh.
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 From:  PNCOOL   19 May 2010 00:13 
 To:  koswix       50 of 398 
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Put myself and Helen down as definites.
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 From:  koswix    19 May 2010 00:26 
 To:  PNCOOL      51 of 398 
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This is going to be one hellavu meat :D

"Legs up" variants involve the woman raising her legs. These were exceptionally popular in Ancient Greece and were commonly depicted on Attic pottery of the Classical Period. The conspiring women in Aristophanes' Lysistrata likely refer to it when they take an oath "not to lift high their Persian slippers" (οὐ πρὸς τὸν ὄροφον ἀνατενῶ τὼ Περσικά ou pros ton orophon anateuō tō Persika). In one variant, the woman may lift and slightly bend her legs, resting her feet flat on the mattress. This shortens the distance between the vagina and cervix, and it can place more friction on the G-spot.[citation needed] The woman may find this more comfortable than the standard position, and it can allow her to push against the man's thrust, giving her some control over the rhythm.
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